Dream SMP ~«One Shots»~

★Camera Man - Ranboo

Warning this chapter may contain inappropriate language and mature content.

Channel(s) - Tubbo, Ranboo, 5up

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Ranboo's pov

I hear Tubbo and 5up happily begin their cooking stream in Tubbo's twitch which means they're gonna need me soon.

I type a quick goodbye to Scott on the practice server before logging out and turning all my set up off. I'm not gonna need it today cause I moved my stream to tomorrow since we're not sure how long they're gonna be cooking for.

I hesitate for a moment as I stand before deciding to use the bathroom before going to help be camera man like I've been asked to be.

"Ranboo! Where are you?" Tubbo calls to me right as I go to undo my belt. Well, peeing can wait till later.

I sigh before quickly washing my hands and going off to the kitchen to help.

"I'm here, sorry I was doing MCC practice again" I say, grabbing my mask from my pocket incase I need to go on cam. I put it on and grab my glasses from on top of my head.

"Oh, are you excited for the next MCC? You have a really good team" 5up says softly as I slip behind the camera and adjust it.

"Yeah, it's gonna be fun nonetheless" I say with a soft laugh.

At first, things run smoothly until we reach some technical difficulties, changing cameras and mics a few times. Then we get back to it, 5up just dreading how Tubbo mixes the eggs and flour together for the pasta dough.

Even though I barely had to pee before stream, standing and maning the camera with all the running water doesn't do me justice.

What doesn't help is the fact that I have a UTI. When I do long streams, I hold me urine for the entirety of the stream and apparently that's bad for you. Who knew?

"Welp, I'm gonna go.. bye" I say jokingly as I walk towards the other room.

"Wait what?" Tubbo asks as he and 5up look up at me.

"I need to take my meds" I say softly and Tubbo ohs softly.

"Aren't you supposed to take them with food?" Tubbo asks softly and I nod.

"Yeah but I've got snacks at my desk that I can have.. could you get me a fanta out though?" I ask softly and Tubbo nods.

I do quickly use the bathroom before grabbing the antibiotics I was given when Tubbo took me to see his doctor. I grab my animal cookies that are like chocolate digestives but just animal shapes.

"Chat, I've got animal biscuits" I say before happily showing off my family share packet of animal biscuits.

"Ah! You called them biscuits!" Tubbo exclaims as he slides a can of Fanta across the countertop.

"It's cause you call them biscuits and stuff, I guess I'm picking up a few of your words huh?" I say softly as take the can and go behind the camera. I check that none of the cameras are angled to my corner before slipping my mask down and grabbing the packet of pills.

"Okay chat, for those of you who don't watch Ranboo. He's taking antibiotics to treat a UTI he has, apparently he didn't realise it's bad to hold your urine in for more than like two hours when you really have to go, dickhead" Tubbo says and I scoff, rolling my eyes.

"I thought it was normal! Using the bathroom is always my last priority when streaming" I say with a shrug as I open my Fanta to take the pill with.

"Have you been recently?" Tubbo asks and I feel my cheeks flush in embarrassment.

"Yeah.. just now, you're doctor said I have to go every three hours and drink like three times the amount I normally do" I say, looking to my packet of biscuits before opening them.

"I know, I was there" Tubbo says and I pout before nibbling on my snacks to make it so I'm not taking my medication on an empty stomach.

"Chat, I'm gonna sit in the corner and eat my biscuits in peace" I say softly before backing away from the camera so I'm not eating over the mic or anything.

I munch in the biscuits, watching the two before me continue to cook their pasta dish. They begin to make the pasta, messing up the first time cause they didn't flour it or clean it before hand.

I laugh, watching them cook. I interact with then during the stream, even getting a free meal handed to me by the end of it. I wasn't so keen on the sauce so I did leave most of it plus I did eat way more animal cookies than needed.

"Well 5up, Tubbo.. thank you for that.. I did enjoy the food.. I'm not to keen on sea food which is something I should have pre-mentioned but the pasta was great . I don't think I have room for pizza though" I say softly as I put the half eaten plate back down on the side.

"You ate too many animal biscuits, didn't you!" Tubbo asks and I nod with a soft laugh.

"They're so good" I whine out and he laughs.

"Alright, I'm gonna say goodbye to chat and then end so we can do 5up's stream" Tubbo says and I nod, heading towards the set up in the other room so I can end it for him and switch over to 5up's pre set up account.

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Word count - 945

Hello cubs, I hope you enjoyed this one shot and feel free to leave any requests in the comments!