oumota oneshots

Our Family

Kokichis pov

"your smoking!?!"

I yelled at my son Kanji who was at this moment smoking in my living room!

"relax mom. Its not a big deal" he said running his hand through his spiky purple hair.

"not a big deal?!" I yelled "Your thirteen young man I'd say there's something very wrong with you smoking!"

"what's with all the noise?" kaito muttered as he went downstairs.

"oh thank god your fathers here" I sighed in relief "kaito you have to do something our son is smoking in our living room!"

"you idiot!" kaito yelled hitting his son over the head "I told you not to do that in front of your mother!"

"you taught him how to smoke!"

"I- shit!" he muttered as he realised he'd been caught.

"that's it!" I grabbed them both by the ears which was a little difficult since they were both taller then me "I'm locking you both in your room so you can think about what you've done!"

"yes mom"

"yes kichi"

I locked them both in their rooms and lay against the wall feeling exhausted.

"why can't I have a normal family!?!