Odette Parker: My True Self

Chapter 15: Hello, It's nice to meet you

Preface:

My name is Detra Phoenix Johnson, I go by Dets for short. I am 18 years old and I am a ghost. I faked my death to keep my friends and family safe.

It has been 10 days since my death. I have seen no news reports after the initial crash, which is good.
My family and friends followed my instructions, which is good.
They should be safe now.
The day I landed I pulled my file off the Stark back up server and deleted my entire digital footprint within the system.

Fury and I discovered some sinister things hidden within SHIELD and he believes that has something to do with my missing years. He is currently using Steve and Nat to help him find out more.
I avoid human interaction at all costs; it helps reduce any chance of me being seen or recognized. Except for today; today I am sitting in a cafe in London. A blonde wig on with contacts that change my eye color to Brown. I rent a flat about 10 minutes from the cafe; its by the week. Today I needed to step out into the world, being cooped inside is driving me crazy. I am wearing huge sunglasses that cover my face, and a huge hat. I feel ridiculous.
I have Google alerts for Captain America, The Avengers, and SHIELD.

I need move every two weeks. In four days I will be on the move again. How can an 18 year old with no job afford this you may ask. Well...Fury set up a dummy account with 5 million dollars in it. Don't ask me where he got the money. He said something about an old project's funding that was never transferred back into the original account.

Anyway, back on topic. I chose today to leave the safety of my flat, breathe some fresh air and interact with some humans.

Please explain how I chose the day London is attacked by an alien race?

What in the actual fuck. It's like a cosmic joke following me around. Everywhere I live is going to be attacked by an alien race.

So I am sitting at this cafe, and all of a sudden a car falls upside down out of nowhere. The Thor falls almost on top of me. Yes the Thor, The God Of Thunder.

People are scared and screaming, so what do I do? I start ushering people to safety. I keep my face hidden as much as possible, everyone is recording this.

Once the cafe and the street are cleared I see Thor fighting some really ugly looking thing.

He wins of course, because he is Thor.

I am walking back to my flat when I hear someone screaming for help.

I rush over and there is a family trapped under a mountain of debris. I start ripping away at this pile. I need to help this family. And of course what do I do? I catch Thor's attention because I am just chucking huge pieces of random debris away from this pile like its Styrofoam.

I finally get the family free and I am about to walk away when I feel him. His determination, his incessant need for explanation.

Thor: "Excuse me, earthling. May I speak with you?"

Dets: "Umm.. sure."

I turn around and Thor stammers...

Thor: "Mother?"

Dets: "The fuck? Who? Me?"

Thor: "I am sorry, you just look so much like my mother."

Dets: "Cool? I'm sorry, can I help you with something?"

Thor: "Who are you?"

Dets: "That is a fantastic question. I have no idea most of the time. My name Is Detra, I go by Dets."

Thor: "The scars on your arms, where are they from?"

Dets: "Not a clue dude."

Thor: "How old are you?"