Ask and Dare: TMNT

Dancing? Kitteh? Stolen Pizza? KISS?!?

Couldn't help but put this video~
Amani: *trudges into the lair* Ugh.
Raph: What happened?
Amani: Why do you ask? Do I look bad?
Mikey: Dude! You look like-mmph!
Snow: You look fine! *has hand over Mikey's mouth* You're just a bit- DUDE did you just lick my hand!?
Mikey: Yes, yes I did dudette! Did you know you taste like sugar?
Snow: Yes, yes I did!
Amani: I'd like to see you guys try to make the whole collection of Five Nights at Freddy's costumes!
Ange: Why would you?
Amani: *pokes Ange's nose* Why not?
Me: Ok then, now that that's happened let's get on to the dares!
Leo: *grabs iPad*Heh!
Me: Hey! *reaches up* Curse you Captain Ryan!
Snow: *grabs me* What have you done to her Leo! *gasp* NERDBOLA!!!
Donnie: *carefully takes me away from Snow* Hi!
Me: Hi there tall guy!
Donnie:Want to help me with a project after this?
Me: Sure! I'm free Tuesday.
Leo: *glares at Donnie*
Donnie: *smirks*
Me: *suddenly has iPad* Anyways, to start off Raph has a dare! Everyone except him out! *waves frying pan dangerously*
Everyone except Raph: *runs*
Raph: So what am I doing?
Me: Well my good sir, michelangel0charl33 dares you to steal everyone's pizza. Don't know how you'll steal mine, but ok! I'll go buy some.
Raph: *evil laugh*
Me: 0__0'
~Le Timeskip brought to you by Tinkerbell, because why not~
Me: *gives everyone a slice of pizza* Wait, where's Raph?
Leo: Don't know. Well let's--
Raph: *walks in with radio* My anaconda don't! My anaconda don't! My anaconda don't want none if you don't got buns hun!~~
Everyone else: O.O *frozen*
Raph: *swipes all their pizza and my iPad* Let's see the next dare! FNAFartist1987 a.k.a Amani dares us guys to dance to...Hello Kitty?
Everyone else: *thaw out*
Donnie: What's that?
Ange: GASP! The world's ending! Don doesn't know something!
Donnie: Hardy har har. I suppose you know what it is?
Ange: Yes,because I actually have friends!
Snow: Ooh! You need some ice for that burn? *has bucket of ice*
Me: Why..? How..?
Snow: *looks down* I don't actually know how!
Amani: Enough stalling! *plays music* Time to dance boys!
Guys beside Mikey: *awkwardly dance*
Mikey: *dances like a boss*
Snow: Whoo! Go Mike! Show 'em who's boss!
Ange: I'm surprised he doesn't know you like him.
Snow: *chokes on air* Wait what?
Amani: You guys would be so cute together!
April and Me: We ship Snikey!
Snow: What! Wait when did April get here?
April: Me and Case have been recording this for a while.
Me: Aah! Sweet, sweet blackmail!
Ange: Grr! Casey!
Amani: Why do you hate Casey?
Ange: I don't want to talk about it. Oh, look! They're done.
Casey: That was hilarious!
Leo: That song was horrible!
Donnie: I didn't even understand half the lyrics!
Raph: What is with that darn cat?! How do you even dance to that?
Mikey: Dudes, that song was weird. And I know weird.
Amani: Permission to beat them up with Freddy?
Me: Permission granted. *sips drink* Sorry guys!
~One beating later~
Amani: Thanks Freddy!
Freddy: No problem! *disappears*
April: How-
Ange: Don't.
Me:Even.
Raph: Ask.
Snow: *has iPad* We will be doing one more dare! Only because we've broken curfew and our parents have no idea where we are! Ok, so peacockgirl03 dares Leo and Ange to kiss! Awkward~
*awkward silence*
Snow: Aannd, a gay baby has been born! Yay!
Casey: I volunteer as tribute!
Leo: Phew!
Ange: GROSS! NO WAY! NUH HUH! ME NO ESPEAK ENGLES!
Amani: Ok Case, close your eyes!
Casey: *closes dem eyes*
Amani: *hands Ange a twig*
Ange: *pushes twig to Casey's lips* *throws twig away*
Snow: That poor twig.
Casey: *opens eyes* Do you know you taste like a pine tree?
Ange: Ok then.
April: That's all for today guys! Vote! Ask! Dare!
Amani: Remember, you can also ask April, Casey, and Splinter!
Me: Now let's go make an excuse before our parents chop our heads off!