Mikey Without Pizza: Day One

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Snow: ...And then he asked meh to be his girlfriend!
Ange: Aww! Mikey's got game!
Marcus: I think our little buddy lended a paw.
Puppy: Arf!
Amani: *speaks into walkie-talkie* Snikey OTP is officially canon. I repeat, Snikey OTP is officially canon.
Snikey fangirls: ASDCFVEvmntfefgtfeRDtgffbghujj MY LIFE IS FULFILLED.
Me: O.O' Well, I'm a little freaked out, but then again I can't judge.
Puppy: Arf!
Mikey: GUYS! GUYS!
Leo: What is it Mikey?
Raph: Yeah, I thought you were depressed you couldn't have pizza?
Mikey: Don't remind me! T_T
Donnie: You were saying?
Mikey: I was reading the comments for last chappie and _svetulea_ came up with a name for our new buddy here!
Puppy: *tilts head* Arf?
Mikey: Your new name shall be TJ DJ Hamato!
Snow: Oh my shell! That's perfect!
TJ: Arf arf! *wags tail*
Ange: Hmm. Not bad!
Donnie: The little guy seems to like it!
TJ: *spins around in a circle* Arf! Arf ruff arf! (Yeah! I love it!)
Raph: Or he just has to pee.
TJ: *tilts head* Arf! (Maybe!)
Leo: Let's do some dares and answer some questions!
Amani: bbluerameprime dares everyone to tell who their crush is.
Marcus: She specifically said turtle and girls, so I guess I don't have to do this! *starts to float away*
Me: Marcus.
Marcus: *pauses* Yes?
Me: I command you to do this.
Marcus:...Yes master. *floats back*
Snow: OH SHE JUST WENT ALL CIEL PHANTOMHIVE UP ON YOU!
Mikey: Well, I have a crush on Snow!
Snow: And I have a crush on Mikey!
Ange: I have a crush on*mumble*
Amani: Who?
Ange: I HAVE SPOKEN.
Me: O.O
Marcus: I have a crush on...*mumblemumble*
Me: Who?
Marcus: I DUNNOT HAVE TO REPEAT!
Donnie/Leo: IhaveacrushonGen!
Me: ? I don't know what you just said. But I have a crush on *airhorn blows while I speak*
Mikey: Whoopsie.
Snow: Mikey you just ruined a moment. But I forgive you! ^<^
Mikey: Yay! *hugs Snow*
Leo/Donnie: *inernally screaming*
Me: Haha! I'm sure she's a lucky girl, you two!
Leo/Donnie: O///O
Amani: I-I l-like R-Raph! >///<
Raph: O///O
Me: Raph?
Raph: I l-like *cough* you, Amani. O///O
Amani: O///O
Snow: :) Ships! Ships everywhere!
Marcus: @GMsquared ask: What're the turtles favorite pizzas?
Mikey: WHY WOULD YOU ASK THIS?! And all topping pizza. BUT WHY?!
Raph: Pepperoni.
Leo: Pineapple!
Donnie: Extra cheese and pepperoni.
Ange: Pepperoni and sausage. (I'm just guessing!)
Mikey: Piiiiizzzzzaaaaa...
Me: Um...
Mikey: Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiizzzzzzzzzaaaaa...
Amani: Mikey?
Mikey: PPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAA!
Marcus: Hasn't it only been a day?!
Mikey: PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAA!
Leo: EVERYONE RUN!!!
Everyone besides Snow: *leaves*
Me: SNOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING RUN!
Snow: Nah, I'm fine.
Mikey: *carries Snow bridal style* PRECIOUS. MUST PROTECT.
Snow: O///O
Me: That's all for now guys! Remember-
Mikey: *ROARS*
Me: O.O
Leo: *grabs my arm* Vote!
Donnie: *grabs my other arm* Comment!
Raph: *carries Amani* Ask!
Ange: Dare!
Marcus: *grabs me and flies away* See you guys next time!
TJ: *jumps into Ange's arms* Arf arf! (Bye bye!)
Ange: Awww!
Mikey: *ROAR*
Everyone: RUN!

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