Ask and Dare: TMNT

Where Dem Girls At?

I don't own anything except this book and myself.
Me: Teen Wolf
Me: Teen Wolf
Me: Teen Wolf
Me: Teen Wolf
Me: Teen Wolf
Me: Teen Wolf
Me: Teen Wolf
Me: Teen Wolf
Me: Teen Wolf
Snow: Shut up.
Me: Bu-
Snow: *covers my mouth with her hands* Hush child. Wrong fandom.
Me: *rips her hands off mah mouth* Ohhh. Sowwy.
Amani: -.-' Anyways.
Ange: *trips on nothing* Air. Why you betray me?
Air: I'm sorry babe, I didn't mean to-
Ange: I don't wanna hear it! *sassy z snap*
Snow/Amani: OHHHH!!!
Me: And so, comes the end...Of Ange and Air.
Amani: So sad. T.T
Snow: I don't know how I'll ever recover from this heartbreak.
Ange: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.
Me: Omg lol.
Raph: What did we just watch?
Mikey: I dunno.
Leo: Moving on from that, let's read some dares/questions.
Donnie: _svetulea_ asks if she can be in the book. Unfortunately we are not accepting any more members. But, you can come for your dare.
Svetulea: *runs in* HAIII! *unicorn horn sparkles*
Snow: Omg! Unicorn? *suddenly had unicorn horn*
Svetulea: Unicorn.
Snow/Svetulea: *cross horns* LOOLOOLOOLOOLOO.
Me: Well, this is intriguing.
Svetulea: I dare all of the guy turtles to pole dance!
Me: *makes poles magically appear*
Leo: How?
Me: Don't question mah fabulousness bish. *throws sparkles*
Everyone else: *sparkly*
Me: ^<^
Snow: Ooh! Mikey look! Im shiny!
Mikey: Whoa.
Snow: Anyways, I have the perfect things for you guys. *gives each guy bow tie and cuff links*
Girls: *sit down in lawn chairs*
Guys: *put them on*
Girls besides Ange: *drool*
Ange: Well, don't you guys look spiffy.
Donnie: Sh-Shut up. O///O
Raph: *thinks of murder*
Leo: Do we have to?
Me: Definitely.
Mikey: I am one fine turtle-dude!
Amani: Less talking, more dancing!
Guys: *start pole dancing*
Snow: *nosebleed* I can die happy now.
Amani: *nosebleed* Yup. O///O
Ange: *reads magazine* I'm gonna go to the kitchen and hang out with Ice Cream Kitty. *leaves*
Svetulea: Ashlhhggf. *nosebleed*
Me: jhgffhgesg. *nosebleed* O///O
Guys: *start giving lap dances*
Us girls (besides Ange) : ASFFGVHFRRYYFFBGIHFDFH-

*The next scene was filled with too much sexiness to show you.We'll cut to when the girls wake up from collapsing *

Girls: *wake up*
Ange: Finally! Do you know how much blood I had to clean!
Svetulea: My life has been fulfilled. Bye! *jumps through portal*
Snow: BAI UNICORN BUDDY!
Donnie: Let's move on and try to forget that happened.
Amani: We will never forget.
Raph: Bu-
Amani/Me/Snow: NEVER.
Mikey: O.O Creepy.
Ange: No, just hormonal.
Leo: -///-' Anyways, we finally have a question.
Me: Gasp.
Snow: O.O This is new.
Amani: Definitely. @GMsquared asks: I have a question! What do the boys look for in girls?
Girls: *stare at the boys*
Donnie: Hmm. I guess I like when a girl's not afraid to talk about her passion.
Raph: I want a girl who doesn't just take things at face-value. She's gotta try to understand me.
Leo: I like it when a girl is honest with me. You know, not afraid to state her opinions.
Mikey: I like it when a girl doesn't treat me like I'm stupid, when she treats me like I matter.
Girls: AAWW!
Ange: That turned deep.
Snow: *hugs Mikey* Aww, you matter baby.
Mikey: *smiles*
Amani: *looks at Raph* You really are sweet, you know?
Raph: *grumbles and blushes*
Me: You two are adorable!
Leo/Donnie: O///O
Ange: *takes pictures* I wonder if I should sell these to April?
Me: Let's do another dare!
Leo:EVERYONE OUT EXCEPT RAPH!!!
Me: What, but that's my IPad!
Leo: Please.
Me: *pouts and leaves*
Everyone else: *leaves*
Raph: *sigh* What is it?
Leo : @NinjaTurtleManiac dares you to sing, 'Where Them Girls At' in front of all the girls.
Raph: Why is it always me?!
Leo: Because we enjoy your misery.
~timeskip brought to you by my new book: Ultimate Tamaranian~

Me: So why are all of us girls seated?
April: Yeah, I was living life, then you decided to kidnap me!
Leo: Just watch.
Amani: Where's Raph?
Snow: I'm scurred.
Raph: *walks in* *music plays*
Me: Da shell?
Raph: So many girls in here, where do I begin?
Amani: Wat.
Raph: I seen this one, I'm bout to go in.
Ange: *recording*
Raph: Then she said, I'm here with my friends
Snow: *sassy z snap* That's right!
Raph: She got me thinking and that's when I said
Raph: Where dem girls at, girls at?
Amani: O.O
Mikey: *dancing along with the song*
Raph: Where dem girls at, girls at?
Snow: Lololol.
April: This is....interesting.
Donnie: Very.
Raph: Where dem girls at, girls at?
Raph: So go get them, we can all be friends.
Me: Well, now I've seen everything.
Raph: *tries to rap* *fails* *wheezes* *dies*
Everyone: O.O
Me: No worries! I got this. *throws pink sparkles onto Raph*
Raph: *comes back to life* I hate all of you.
Mikey: Okay, now he's normal.
Amani: Well, that was strange. I didn't know you liked-
Raph: It was a dare!
Snow: Suuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee it was.
Me: Well, that's all for now! Remember...
Snow/Mikey: Vote!
Amani/Raph: Comment!
Leo/Donnie: Ask!
April/Me: Dare!