Ask and Dare: TMNT

In Which Amani Buys Gravestones

Me: *lying with my head on Leo's lap and mah feet on Donnie's lap* Um, are you guys okay?
Leo: *wrapped in a burrito of blankets* Yeah, why?
Me: *raises eyebrow*
Snow: *looks up from drawing* You both look like mutated burritos. *returns to drawing*
Donnie: *also wrapped up in blankets* We always get like this during winter. You know, since we're turtles.
Me: Oh, right. You're more susceptible to cold.
TJ: *on Snow's head* Arf!  (Sucks for you!)
Amani: *walks in with Raph* How are we gonna cuddle if you can't even move your arms?
Raph: Mentally. *tightens blankets*
Amani: Oh, how charming of you! *smacks him upside the head*
Raph: *cheekily grins* Love ya too honey!
Mikey & Ange: *walk in* SO COLD.
Snow: *tackle-hugs Mikey* GEN THE BAE IS COLD! HELP YOU HEARTLESS WENCH.
Me: *sighs and gets up slowly* You suck.
Snow: You swallow.
Me: Spitters are quitters.
Leo & Donnie: *choke on air* O///O
Me: *snaps fingers*
Turtle siblings: *are magically wearing dinasour onesies( except for Ange. She gets a unicorn/dinasour one SINCE SHE'S FABULOUS.)* WARM!
Raph: Wait, why da shell  am I wearing pink?!
Me: *pouts* You're no fun Raphie-boy! *snaps fingers to make him wear orange*
Snow/Amani: They're adorable!
Ange: Let's do some dares! *secretly snaps pictures of the four*
Leo: *peers at IPad* blueflameprime  dares Raph and Snow to both be locked in a room with their biggest fears.
Snow: *pencil snaps* Oh no.
Raph: *eyes widen* Oh no.
Me/Leo: *smirks* Oh yes.
Amani : Oh poo. *gets on phone* Yes, imma need two gravestones...
Ange: This won't end well. *proceeds to tackle Mikey* ROAR.
Mikey: ROWR. *tackles her*
Both: *have a dinosaur play fight*
Leo: *tries to stop them* Guys, guys sto- WHO PULLED MY TAIL?! *joins*
Donnie: Heh heh, excuse me. *inevitably joins the fight*
Me: *throws Snow into a room full of RESPONSIBILITY* Have fun~~ *locks door*
Snow: *sees taxes* GEN YOU WENCH!
Mikey: What's gonna happen to her? *eyes water*
Me: Hehehe-*coughs* I mean, nothing major! *ignores screams*
Mikey: *blinks* Is that he-?!
Me: LOOK MIKEY ICE CREAM KITTY IS HULA DANCING!
Mikey: *le gasp* I must join him! *proceeds to join said creature of dairy*
Donnie: Well, looks like Raph is ne-Where is he?
Amani: *points at Leo* Right there!
Raph: *is hanging by the "tail"* Lemme go! *starts swinging*
Leo: Haha, no. *throws him into room full of cockroaches and locks door*
Raph: HOLY MOTHER OF-*girly scream*
Amani: That's my boyfriend~ \(^-^)/
Delivery Guy: *appears* Two gravestones for Ms. Amani!
Amani: *pays him* Thank chu!
TJ: Arf! (Wait, you seem familiar...)
Donnie: Wait, is that Larry???
Larry: *disappears in a flurry of rose petals* Bye bitchachos.
Everyone besides Ange and TJ: So majestic.
TJ/Ange: Arf./Idiots.
Me: Take it away Narrator!
~Le Timeskip brought to you by Gen's new obsession: Body Of Proof~
Me: *wails* WHY WOULD YOU KILL HE-WHO-SHALL-NOT-BE-NAMED?!
Leo: Gen...?
Me: *collapses to my knees* WHY? WHY CRUEL WORLD?!
Donnie/Amani: There there. *bury me in stuffed animals*
Me: T<T
Ange: *looks at Narrator and Y/N* I am so sorry.
Narrator: I don't get paid enough for this. *disappears*
Y/N: Why do I read this? *disappears*
Amani: *unlocks doors*
Snow: *weakly groans* So much responsibility. Can not compute.
Ange: *guides her to the hula dancing trio which consists of Ice Cream Kitty, Mikey, and TJ* You poor, poor thing.
Snow: I can see the light! *proceeds to join them in hula dancing party*
Raph: *groans* All over...They're all over me...*faints*
Amani: Okay so I might need one of those gravestones. *drags him to da couch*
Donnie: How about we leave it at that? I think I have to perform some checkups. -.-'
Me: You heard him folks! That's all for now! And remember...
Ange: Vote!
Leo: Comment!
Mikey: Ask!
Raph: *wakes up* Dare. *faints again*
Amani: I guess I'm buying a grave plot.
Ange: Can I have his room?
TJ: Arf! (See ya!)