Ange Joins Da Emo Club

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Me: *cRAWLS FROM THE PITS OF HELL* I LIVE.
Snow: *shrugs* I told you there was an elevator.
Me: thug life *sucks on papercut*
*A wild Amani appears with a struggling Ange*
Amani: Look who I found trying to burn a dare card!
Leo: C'mon, give me the card Ange...
Ange:*GROWLS*
Snow/Me: Wtf.
Donnie: Hmm, I don't see bite marks, so it's not rabies. *tries to touch Ange*
Ange:* bites his hand*
Donnie: *pulls hand back* OW HOLY FU-!
Ironman: *apppears* LANGUAGE!
Captain America: *pops up and drags him away* IT WAS ONE TIME DJVFJ
Snow: And dat is how Civil War started. ^<^
Me: you bitch...T.T (GASP I WAS THE FIRST ONE TO CURSE SURPRISE SURPRISE GASP GASPETY GASP GASP)
Snow: Karma for not going to Hot Topic with meh.
Mikey: *tilts head*What's a b-?
Raph(ie): -Oh shell, lemme try. *goes near Ange*
Ange: *bites his arm and holds on* GRR
Raph: *waves arm around* GET IT OFF GET IT OFFF GET IT OOOFFFFF
Mikey: Clearly you need a professional*calmly waves pizza around Ange*
Ange: *lets go of Raph and dare card* NOM*eats le pizza*
Everyone besides Le Mikey: ...
Mikey: Tada! *grabs card*
Me: u be having some next level tamer shi(i)t(ake)
Amani/Leo/Snow*grabs Pokemon cards and bows down* All hail...
Mikey: I'M GONNA BE THE VERY BEST~
Raph: So Shad0w71 dares Ange to burn all the blackmail pictures she's taken of us. :3
Amani: Imma ignore da fact the chu just cat-faced.
Leo/Donnie/Raph/Mikey: :3
Me/Amani: *covers eyes* Too bright...
Snow: SHE HAS NO MORE EVIDENCE OF MY CRIMES!!! \(^<^)/
Amani: SHE DOESN'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING ONE ME BUT YAY. |(^<^)|
Me: SHE DOESN'T HAVE MY SECRETS!
Everyone else besides Ange: whut
Me: I MEAN YAY. I MEANT YAY. YOU HEARD NOTHING. YAY.
Ange: *goes to emo corner* why...T.T
Leo: *lights a match* A dare's a dare. :D
Ange: *grumbles* I hate all of you...
Turtle bros: :3
Ange: *lights trash bin full of pics on fire* MY BABIES.
Snow: There there. *tries to pull her away* Yeah she won't move...*flops onto da couch*
Donnie: *tries to help* This isn't good. *stops*
Ange: *stares at le fire, horrified*...
Amani: Oh, dear. *tries to push her* Yeah, okay nvm this be too much work. *stops*
Turtle bros: *CHEERING* :3
Me: That's all for now! And remember...
Amani: Vote!
Snow: Comment!
Turtle bros: ASK! :3
Me: Dare!
Ange: *snaps out of it and chases les guys* SHADOW I'M COMING FOR YOU NEXT.
Turtle bros: *sCREAM IN FEAR AND RUN AWAY*
Me: See ya! ^<^

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