~At Gen's Studio~Me: *watching movie*
Amani: Is this any good? *peers over couch*
Ange: *scrolls through tumblr*So far it's been really funny.
Snow: *walks by* You can tell me when it's over if the high was worth the pain.
April: ...do you even like her music?
Amani: She's dating her husband rn, so no I don't think so.
Snow: *puts on Strider shades* Irony.
Me: This Trevor kid is being a little shit.
Everyone: ...and?
Me: I have adopted him.
Everyone: Of course.
Ange: I feel like something's about to happen.
Snow: And you've jinxed us. Coddammit. *Shakes her around* do yOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE UNLEASheD? HUH?!
Amani: *does Gally stance* Calm. Calm. Calm.
Me: *throws Sans at her*
Sans: sup
Snow: HISS *demonically crawls into the shadows w/ Sans*
April: *shrugs and eats popcorn* You were right this kid is a little shit.
Ange: ...what the shell.
*CRASH*
Everyone: ...*looks at meh*
Me: ...
Me: no
Me: No
Me: No Godammit.
Turtle Bros: *pile in* HI!!
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOO-
Snow: *crawls back* You is dead.
Sans: I agree, tibia honest. *Grins*
Snow: *crawls back* SHADOWS. *backtracks* Oh nvm it's dusty.
Me: -OOOOOOOOOOO!!
Amani: Someone's gonna get cut.
April: *passes popcorn* Mhm.
Ange: I am so sorry.
Me: Shad0w71
Everyone: What?
Me: *evil grin* Shad0w71 dares Donnie and MIkey to never again kiss their brothers on the lips...
D & M: Phew.
Me: -but Boy Blue and Raphie have to.
Girls & Sans: OHH!!
L & R: WHY IS FATE A CRUEL MISTRESS!?!
Me: Mikey and Donnie, since I love you too much, Imma just push y'all into a fangirl pit.
D & M: *fall into le pit* HOW IS THIS BETTER? / BOOYAKASHA!
Me: ANGE IT'S PICTURE TIME!!
Ange: *snaps photos of kissing bros* Once again, I am so sorry.
Ange: BUT YAY PICTURES.
Amani/ April: *watching movie* Send us those.
Me: *finally allows them to separate* Now, you two are going to tell Splinter why you're gonna be fixing my wall for the next three weeks.
R & L: ...
Me: Am I clear?
R & L: *hug each other in fear* Aye!!
-Somewhere, Natsu and Gray are sneezing.-
Snow: *appears on couch* This movie is pretty good. Oh and Sans said to express his condolences. *plays tiny violin*
Everyone else: ...Snow: Das it.
Me: That's all for now! And remember...
April: Vote!
Raph/Leo: *getting yelled at over the phone*
Snow: Comment!
Amani: Ask!
Donnie/Mikey: *high pitched screaming*
Ange: Dare! (Gen, I am so sorry.)
Me: *cackles* See ya!
Turtle Bros: SAVE U-!!
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Ask and Dare: TMNT
Short StoryThe leader. The muscle. The brains. The kunoichi. The FNAF fanatic. The authoress. The ghosts. The mascot. The crazy. And Mikey.