Ask and Dare: TMNT

Leo The Amnesiac

Me: *waves a stick around* Back! Back you fiends!
Family/School/Life: *hisses at meh*
*POLICE SIRENS BLARE AND HELICOPTERS AIM THEIR LIGHTS AT ME*
Me: YOU'LL NEVA CATCH ME ALIVE SUCKAS! *jumps through portal*

______Le Timeskip brought to you by my husba- I mean Spider-Man_________

Me: *lands on Snow* Sup, fam?

Snow: *wheezes* Help.

Leo: *lifts me off of her* Um, are you okay?

Snow: *weak thumbs-up* LE WHEEZE.

Me: Oopsie. *throws her over to couch* Anyways!

Ange: OW SHE LANDED ON ME!

Snow: GEN YOU BISH!

Gen: :3

Mikey: What does bish mean? 0.0

Raph: Um, well, uh, you see...OH LOOK IT SEEMS I HAVE SOME BUSINESS WITH THAT POTTED PLANT! *absconds*

Donnie: We don't have any potted plants...Oh, looks like he threw himself into the water then. \(-.-')/

Amani: *sweatdrops* Ookaayyyy. Let's just get started already.

Leo: *drags Raph out of da water* NinjaTurtleManaic dares me to...HAVE AMNESIA FOR FIVE HOURS?!

Me:Did she add a kitteh face?

Leo: Yes?

Ange: Then it must be done.

Amani/Raph: *nods solemnly*

Mikey: *dramatically raises poke ball* SNOW I CHOOSE CHU!

Snow: *leaps off couch swinging hur purse* NNNNGGGYYYYYYYAAAAHHHH.

Leo: Let's not be rash he-!!!

Snow: *knocks out Leo*

Leo: *wakes up* Huh, who are you?

Me: It worked!

Donnie: Interesting...I'm surprised his head isn't deformed considering the weight of that thing.

Snow: *drops purse on Ange's foot* Opportuniteh spotted!

Ange: *grabs foot* FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

Leo: *is confused* Where am I? What are you talking about?

Snow: *twirls wand around* I'm your fairy godmo-*accidentally smacks her head* OW.

Amani: Um, uh, what should we do?

Raph: *grabs Leo's shoulders* Long story short: I'm your leader and you must obey me! Understand?!

Leo: You are? *innocent eyes*

Raph: Yeah, I a-*gets punched away by Amani*

Amani: Don't listen to him! He's stupid! Reeeeaaaallly stupid.

Leo: *blinks* He is?

Snow: * from da floor* You betcha!

Leo: What's going on? *tilts head*

Amani: Well, you see-!?

Mikey: *pushes her away and waves hands around* This is aaaallll a dreeeeeeaaaaammmm!

Donnie: * drop-kicks him* Yeah, don't.

Mikey: You wanna battle?! *starts throwing poke balls at him*

Donnie: OW!*gets hit* NO! *gets hit*STOP! *starts retaliating*

Me: Guys, really? You're all so immature.

Ange: *hopping around*FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Me: *walks over to Leo* You okay?

Leo: Yeah, I guess. Just confused.

Me: Understandable. *sits next to him*

Leo: *looks away from the fight* You gonna stop them?

Me: Nah, let 'em continue. It's more fun this way, right? *close-eyed smile*

Leo: *blushes* Y-Yeah! O///O

Leo/Me: *watches the chaos ensue*

___________________Le Timeskip brought to you by Total Drama Island________________________

Everyone besides Leo and Meh: *asleep*

Me: That's what happens when you fight three hours straight, I guess.

Ange: *sleeptalking* -UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCC-*snores*

Leo: So, what now?

Me: Now, we do the outro! Follow my lead! That's all for now! And remember...

Leo: Vote?

Me: Comment!

Leo: Ask!

Me/Leo: Dare!

Me: So, have you ever heard of Space Heroes? I think you'd like it.

Leo: Will you watch it with me, then?

Me: Okay! Go set up da TV!

Leo: *grins brightly 'cause he's a cinnamon roll* Yes! *walks over to the TV*

Me: See ya'! *runs over to Leo's side*