Me: *waves a stick around* Back! Back you fiends!
Family/School/Life: *hisses at meh*
*POLICE SIRENS BLARE AND HELICOPTERS AIM THEIR LIGHTS AT ME*
Me: YOU'LL NEVA CATCH ME ALIVE SUCKAS! *jumps through portal*
______Le Timeskip brought to you by my husba- I mean Spider-Man_________
Me: *lands on Snow* Sup, fam?
Snow: *wheezes* Help.
Leo: *lifts me off of her* Um, are you okay?
Snow: *weak thumbs-up* LE WHEEZE.
Me: Oopsie. *throws her over to couch* Anyways!
Ange: OW SHE LANDED ON ME!
Snow: GEN YOU BISH!
Gen: :3
Mikey: What does bish mean? 0.0
Raph: Um, well, uh, you see...OH LOOK IT SEEMS I HAVE SOME BUSINESS WITH THAT POTTED PLANT! *absconds*
Donnie: We don't have any potted plants...Oh, looks like he threw himself into the water then. \(-.-')/
Amani: *sweatdrops* Ookaayyyy. Let's just get started already.
Leo: *drags Raph out of da water* NinjaTurtleManaic dares me to...HAVE AMNESIA FOR FIVE HOURS?!
Me:Did she add a kitteh face?
Leo: Yes?
Ange: Then it must be done.
Amani/Raph: *nods solemnly*
Mikey: *dramatically raises poke ball* SNOW I CHOOSE CHU!
Snow: *leaps off couch swinging hur purse* NNNNGGGYYYYYYYAAAAHHHH.
Leo: Let's not be rash he-!!!
Snow: *knocks out Leo*
Leo: *wakes up* Huh, who are you?
Me: It worked!
Donnie: Interesting...I'm surprised his head isn't deformed considering the weight of that thing.
Snow: *drops purse on Ange's foot* Opportuniteh spotted!
Ange: *grabs foot* FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
Leo: *is confused* Where am I? What are you talking about?
Snow: *twirls wand around* I'm your fairy godmo-*accidentally smacks her head* OW.
Amani: Um, uh, what should we do?
Raph: *grabs Leo's shoulders* Long story short: I'm your leader and you must obey me! Understand?!
Leo: You are? *innocent eyes*
Raph: Yeah, I a-*gets punched away by Amani*
Amani: Don't listen to him! He's stupid! Reeeeaaaallly stupid.
Leo: *blinks* He is?
Snow: * from da floor* You betcha!
Leo: What's going on? *tilts head*
Amani: Well, you see-!?
Mikey: *pushes her away and waves hands around* This is aaaallll a dreeeeeeaaaaammmm!
Donnie: * drop-kicks him* Yeah, don't.
Mikey: You wanna battle?! *starts throwing poke balls at him*
Donnie: OW!*gets hit* NO! *gets hit*STOP! *starts retaliating*
Me: Guys, really? You're all so immature.
Ange: *hopping around*FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Me: *walks over to Leo* You okay?
Leo: Yeah, I guess. Just confused.
Me: Understandable. *sits next to him*
Leo: *looks away from the fight* You gonna stop them?
Me: Nah, let 'em continue. It's more fun this way, right? *close-eyed smile*
Leo: *blushes* Y-Yeah! O///O
Leo/Me: *watches the chaos ensue*
___________________Le Timeskip brought to you by Total Drama Island________________________
Everyone besides Leo and Meh: *asleep*
Me: That's what happens when you fight three hours straight, I guess.
Ange: *sleeptalking* -UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCC-*snores*
Leo: So, what now?
Me: Now, we do the outro! Follow my lead! That's all for now! And remember...
Leo: Vote?
Me: Comment!
Leo: Ask!
Me/Leo: Dare!
Me: So, have you ever heard of Space Heroes? I think you'd like it.
Leo: Will you watch it with me, then?
Me: Okay! Go set up da TV!
Leo: *grins brightly 'cause he's a cinnamon roll* Yes! *walks over to the TV*
Me: See ya'! *runs over to Leo's side*
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Ask and Dare: TMNT
Short StoryThe leader. The muscle. The brains. The kunoichi. The FNAF fanatic. The authoress. The ghosts. The mascot. The crazy. And Mikey.
