Me: *watching tv* Hey Snow?
Snow: *eyes don't leave the screen* Yeah?
Me: Remember that one time we got arrested ?
Snow: Um, which one?
Me: When we went to Vegas.
Snow: Oh, yeah! Good times!
Donnie: *runs in* GUYS! GUYS!
Ange: What is it?
Amani: Yeah, what?
Donnie: There's this random guy in my lab! And he's asking for Gen!
Leo: What.
Me: Moi?
Miley: What do we do?
Raph: I say we *punches fists* handle him.
Snow: If he thinks he can hurt Gen, he's about to get shanked! *grabs sword from her purse*
Amani: Wait, guys! We don't even know who he is. He could be dangerous!
Leo: *grabs katanas* So are we. Let's go! Gen, stay behind us.
Me: But I-
Donnie: Please.
Me: ...*nods*
Everyone: *grabs a weapon and runs into the lab*
?: O-Oh, you're back.
Ange: Who are you and what do you want with Gen?
?: Um, I-
Raph: How did you get in here?
?: I a-actually-
Miley: Are you an alien?!
?: Wait, w-wha-
Me: *sneaks to the front* ?!
Amani: We're not letting you touch Ge- Where did she go?
?: *wraps an arm around my shoulders* Ah t-there you are!
Leo/ Donnie: Don't touch her!
Everyone: *yelling*
Me: Guys.
Everyone: *still yelling*
Me: Guys!
Everyone: *yelling intensifies*
Me: GUYS SHUT UP!
SILENCE
Me: Thank you! He's not an attacker, he's my friend!
Everyone:WHAT.
Me: Snow why are you surprised, you know him!
Snow: Lol, yeah but I felt left out. Plus this is amusing. Hey Mar-Mar!
Mar-Mar(?): *facepalm* That's not m-my name! S-Snow we've talked about this.
Snow: Mhm. And when do I ever listen?
Donnie: You know him?!
Me: Yup! This is Marcus!
Ange: One of your ghost-friends?
Marcus: Y-Yup. That w-would be me.
Me: He's not really good with new peeps.
Leo: Well then...
Amani: This happened.
Me: Well, let's do some dares and answer some questions! Marcus, if you would?
Marcus: sailormusicgirl dares the Donnie, Leo, Raph, and Mikey to wear princess dresses.
Ange: O.O
Me: Pfft.
Amani: Omg.
Snow: Well, this'll make great blackmail!
Leo: Wut.
Donnie: We have to do WHAT! 0///0
Mikey: Can I still eat pizza?
Snow: Yes.
Mikey: Then I'm good!
Raph: ...
Amani: Um, Raph?
Raph: *eye twitches*
Me: *pokes him*
Raph: *eye twitches continue*
Marcus: I think he's broken.
Snow: And so early in the book too.
Me: Why don't you guys go change?
Turtle bros: *leave the room dragging an unresponsive Raph with them*
Me: Le Timeskip.
Everyone: What?
Me: Oops, I did it wrong.
~Le, Timeskip brought to you by MakiMegumi and her awesome stories~
Snow: OKAY GUYS COME OUT!
Leo: *wearing Cinderella dress* Do I have to wear the slippers too?
Me: It completes the image dahling.
Mikey: *wearing Belle's dress* Ooh! I'm colorful!
Snow: And adorable!
Donnie: *wearing Meg's dress* Why, just why. I can barely move in this!
Ange: I'm suprised you can breathe, let alone move.
Raph: *wearing Rapunzel's dress* ...
Amani: Raphie, you okay?
Raph: ...I'm fine. Just planning on how to get away with murder.
Amani: O_O' Alright then.
Ange: *clicks camera repeatedly*
Donnie: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Ange: Dad wanted pictures. Of course, I can always show the others what happened the first time you guys had soda!
Leo: I THOUGHT WE BURNED THE PICTURES?!
Raph: WE DID!
Ange: Ah, but you forget I recorded it.
Mikey: YOU'RE EVIL!
Ange: I know. It keeps me awake at night.
Amani/Snow: XD
Marcus: Um, does this usually happen?
Me: To be honest this is a slow day for us.
Raph: Okay next dare!
Snow: Shad0w71 dares us each to kiss one person and you can only be kissed once.
Everyone: O.O
Snow: Well, I'll go first! *kisses Mikey*
Mikey: *kisses back*
Me: Well that's two people down.
Marcus: Well there's seven people left including me, so I won't be doing this. *crosses legs and sits in the air*
Ange: Um, this is awkward.
Amani: Raph.
Raph: Yes?
Amani:...*kisses Raph's cheek*
Raph: !!! O///O *kisses Amani's forehead*
Amani: O///O !!!
Amani/Raph: *looks away from each other blushing*
Me: Aww! Ya'll are adorable!
Raph/Amani: SH-SHUT UP!!! O///O
Snow: And here is what we call a tsundere couple.
Ange: *takes pictures*
Me: Hey Ange, you don't want kisses from your brothers right?
Ange: Yeah.
Me: Here ya' go! *kisses cheek*
Ange: Aww! Thanks, you just saved me from a lot of teasing. *kisses my cheek*
Leo: So, um, we're left. *kisses Donnie's forehead*
Donnie: Yup. *kisses Leo's forehead*
Me: Okay now that we've done that...NEXT! *reads dare* EVERYONE BESIDES SNOW OUT! DON'T MAKE ME GET THE FRYPAN!
Everyone else: *runs out*
Snow: What I gotta do gurl?
Me: @TmntRedGirl629 dares you to kidnap Leo and Donnie, then act like nothing happened.
Snow: So the usual then.
Me: Yup. Le, Timeskip.
Snow: What?
Me: Oh, shell I did it again.
~Le, Timeskip brought to you by Demonwaker77 's Ouran Ask and Dare book~
Snow: Hey! Leo, Donnie!
Leo/Donnie: Yes?
Snow: I'm gonna kidnap you right now.
Donnie/Leo: Wait, wha-?!
Snow: *knocks them out with her purse* Well, this is fun!
~Another Timeskip brought to you by Author-Chan who is freakin' hilarious~
Everyone: *lounging around the lair*
Leo/Donnie: *walk in with bruises*
Raph: Whoa, what happened to you two?
Donnie: Ask Snow!
Snow: Le, wut?
Leo: You kidnapped us!
Snow: Um, no I didn't. I've been watching Avatar with Gen.
Me: Yup!
Donnie: YOU KIDNAPPED US-
Leo: TOOK US TO THE FARTHEST CORNER OF NEW YORK-
Donnie: TIED US UP TO A CEILING BEAM-
Leo: AND LEFt US TO ESCAPE WITH A SAFETY PIN-
Donnie: WHILE WE WERE ABOVE A TANK OF PIRANHAS!
Leo/Donnie: *breathe heavily*
Snow: *sniffles* B-But I didn't...
Mikey: Dudes! What is wrong with you?!
Raph: Not cool guys!
Ange: You made her cry!
Amani: Shame on you!
Leo: B-But!
Donnie: H-Huh? Oh, I give up!
Everyone besides Me and Snow: *leaves*
Me: Oh, you're good.
Snow: I know!
Me: Piranhas, really?
Snow: Didn't say I couldn't be creative!
Me: Well, that's all for today! Remember...
Snow: Vote!
Me: Comment!
Snow: Ask!
Marcus: Dare!
Me: *jumps* Its official, you're all getting cat bells for Christmas!
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Ask and Dare: TMNT
Short StoryThe leader. The muscle. The brains. The kunoichi. The FNAF fanatic. The authoress. The ghosts. The mascot. The crazy. And Mikey.