(Me: That comment deserved to be in the media section.)
At A Funeral
Me: *walks in wearing shades*
Me: walk into the club like whaddup I gotta-ohcrapIamsosorryfordisturbingyourfuneralgodbless
Me: *crabwalks out*
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Me: *appears in a flurry of sparkles* sup bitchachos
Everyone: ...
Me: Thanks Larry.
Larry: *sips frappuccino* np fam
Larry: *disappears in a flurry of rose petals*
Amani: *cups hands around mouth* Larry you bae!
April: Mhm.
Ange: Gen, where tf you been?
Donnie: Oh, and why are your arms wrapped up?
Raph: *immediately examines my arms* WHO DID THIS.
Leo: *silently raises brow*
Me: *hugs Mikey* Sorry needed to hug smol bean.
Mikey: Ooh! Ooh! Were you with your boyfriends?
Me: *deadpan* Haha no.
Snow: *snorts* Forever alone
Me: Anyway, yeah, long story short I was stabbed a few times in Alabasta by this spiky lady.
Me: But it's fine since we stopped the revolution
Everyone: wtf
Me: you kno what just watch the damn show ya damn basketlickers
Amani: Anyways, the boys have been dared by @Rey13TMNTGale to read yaoi. :D
Ange: }:D
Snow: :D
April: *appears* :3
All girls: :D
Marcus: *shakes* I have a bad foreboding...
Riley: *fearfully hugs him* Bwah!
Mikey: *blinks* Why are you guys so scared?
Donnie: ...they strike fear to the core of our hearts.
Raph: We're going to die, aren't we?
Leo: ...Yeah.
~A few lemons later~
Ange: oh wow
Mikey: *cries a never ending veil of tears* I'm gonna go hug Ice Cream Kitty.
Riley: *grabs Ice Cream Kitty* yeah no m8
Mikey: *yells and chases a floating Riley*
Snow: oh come on guys it wasn't that bad
Leo: *glares at her from cocoon of blankets* I CAN NEVER EAT ICE CREAM AGAIN.
Amani: Oh, now Donnie's upchucking.
Donnie: BLEEEEGHHGHGHH-
Me: Probably shouldn't have mentioned the ice cream.
Me: Oh, now he's dry heaving.
Donnie: -GHGGHGHHGHGH-
Marcus/Riley: *sit in corners far away from each other* ...
Raph: *orders 2 vats of holy water* I wonder how badly this will blind me...
April: Maybe we shouldn't have had them read the kinky turtlecest ones?
Amani: tbh we could've just gone with fluff.
Me: pffftt.
Snow: *whistles* Those reader insert ones were detailed.
Casey: I can't look at Raph the same again...
Ange: Who knew that Snow wrote Riley x Marcus lemons.
Snow: Teehee!
Marcus/Riley: *gLARE AT HER* DEMON!!
Mikey: *tackles Riley* GIMME ICE CREAM KITTY!!
Leo: *pales drastically* oh crap
Riley: *floats off* NEVAH!
Mikey: *chases after him*
Me: Well, that's all for now! And remember...
Raph: *orders 3 more vats* ...
April: Vote!
Ange: Comment!
Mikey: WARRIOR SCREECH!!
Snow: Ask!
Casey: Dare! *cries in Spanish*
Me: *does cat paws* See ya', nyah!
Girls besides meh: *leave to do damage control*
Me: *looks around* PSST!! My child EllieBrine is sick with the flu! Go to her profile and wish her well!!
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Cerita PendekThe leader. The muscle. The brains. The kunoichi. The FNAF fanatic. The authoress. The ghosts. The mascot. The crazy. And Mikey.
