Ask and Dare: TMNT

GEN LEAVES POSSIBLY FOREVER MEH

Me: (This is it. This is what I've been waiting for. The moment to finally give a proper intro.)

Me: *wipes away stray tear* Hey guys and welcome ba-*CRASH*

?: GRAB HER LUFFY

Everyone: Whaa?

Luffy: GOMU GOMU NO...

Me: Oh no.

Luffy: AMI! (A/N: Rubber Rubber Net)

Me: *dragged away in finger net* POURQUOI???!! *CRIES TO INFINITY*

(A/N: Pourquoi means why in french)

Everyone else: Wtf

Snow: *catching up on Steven Universe* She's fine. *lies in puddle of FEELS tears*

Nami: Sorry but Gen has to come with us for a while! *carries sack of money*

Zoro: *absentmindedly pets me* Captain's orders. Don't worry Gen, we can sleep on the deck together.

Donnie/Leo: SHOCKU!!

Sanji: MOSSHEAD STOP TOUCHING GEN-CHWAN.

Usopp: I am the great Captain Usopp! Wait, Nami stop hitting me!

Luffy: WE'RE TAKING GEN WITH US HAHAHA BYE.

*Straw Hats leave*

Amani: Did we just let our friend get kidnapped?

Mikey: *starry-eyed* Gen's friends with pirates?! Coooll!!

Ange: *casually shrugs* I got pictures in case we need to kill them. -<-

Donnie: *sweats nervously* Since when did she like getting pet? Is that something I missed? Should I have been doing that by now? Wait, is he her boyfriend?! Wait is the blond her boyfriend?! What about the other two?!

Raph: How did that one guy do that with his fingers? Maybe he's a mutant... Meaning I can fight him!!! *twirls sai around*

Leo: (WAIT WAIT WHAT DID HE MEAN BY SLEEP TOGETHER OH WHAT WHAT)

Snow: *sings lowly* It's okay it's okay it's okay it's okay it's okay... *rocks back and forth*

Mikey: Imma go get Ice Cream Kitty!

Marcus: *pops out of nowhere* She'll be fine, she's just suffering from the feels. It's a very serious virus that spreads out and invites more  to thrive off of the body.

April: *pops up* True, true.

Raph: *jumps* We need to get you two some bells. Seriously all you readers just send some donations now.

Marcus: Anyways, Gen is fine. She was just taken to another universe which is the dangerous world of pirates and mythological creatures, both of which have dangerous abilities.

Everyone else: ...

Marcus: Yeah maybe she's not fine. *sweatdrops*

~With Mikey~

Mikey: *whistles and approaches fridge*

Mikey: lalalalala~

Mikey: *opens fridge*

Riley: *pOPS OUT* SURPRISE MOTHATRUCKA

Mikey: *falls* AHH NUUU THE PIZZA WANTS REVENGE. T.T

Ice Cream Kitty: *facepaws in utter disappointment*

Riley: That was from @Mikasaackerrman :3

Everyone else: *walks in to see Mikey cowering in a corner with kitchen appliance armor*

Marcus: *glares at Riley* Then there's this thing.

Riley: *smirks and waves* The feeling's mutual.

April: Oh guys the blond is one of Gen's ghost friends named Riley. I know you met Marcus the other day.

Amani: *squints* How do you know them and we don't?

April: Well I am her best friend.

Everyone else: GASP.

Ange: How dare you. I'm her bestie!

Snow: That biatch knows too much of course I'm her bff.

Amani: *raises eyebrow* Riiggghht. Don't kid yourselves.

Mikey: *from corner* Well we're pizza buddies!

Raph: I think we all know Gen thinks of me as her best friend.

Leo: No way, it's me.

Donnie: Nope, it's me.

Marcus & Riley: *glare at each other* CAN IT, IT'S MEH.

April: *glares* We'll settle this next chappie. That's all for now! And remember...

Mikey: *inches away from Riley* Vote!

Amani/Ange: Comment!

Raph/Donnie: Ask!

Leo: Dare!

Marcus/Riley: See ya! STOP COPYING ME YOU BASKETLICKER.