Ask and Dare: TMNT

Lol that picture though

Me: *laughing at the picture*
Ange: Lol.
Amani: Lolol.
Ange: Lololol.
Amani/Ange: *Start a battle of the lols*
Raph: Has anyone seen Shell-for-brains?
Leo: Nope. I've been cleaning my katanas.
Donnie: Haven't seen him all day. Weird, he usually would've made something explode by now.
Me: Hey has anyone seen my accident-prone idiot?
Amani: No*pant* I*pant* haven't* pant*
Ange: *pant*Strange*pant*
April: Wait. Both Snow and Mikey are missing together?
Me: *jumps* That's it I'm getting you a cat bell!
Casey: What's the worst that can happen?
SILENCE
Donnie: THEY COULD BE DEAD BY NOW!
Leo: WHAT IF THEY DROWNED?!
Me: OR GOT STUCK IN A TREE?!
Amani: OH NO! WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!
Raph: I KNEW WE SHOULD HAVE GOT THEM COLLARS! WHAT IF THEY'RE LOST?!
Casey: THEY COULD BE STUCK IN A HOLE!
Everyone except Ange and April: *screaming*
April: *slaps our heads with shoes* Stop.
Ange: Listen I'm worried too, but they're big ninja! They can handle theirselves.
Me: Your right. Let's do some dares and questions to distract ourselves! Tmntluva has a dare for Raph. Unfortunately Nya we are not accepting more members but you can come to this chapter! Oh, and she says she loves you Leo. *Jelly*
Leo: Oh, that's ni-Wait wha?
Amani: And here she is now!
Tmntluva (Nya) : *runs in* Hi! *hugs Leo*
Leo: Oh, um, hi?
Me: *Jeeeeeaaaaallllloooouuuusss*
Raph: What's the dare?
Tmntluva (Nya) : I dare you to go up to a cockroach and say "My prince, I shall make you appear by kissing you!", and make out with it for thirty minutes! *evil laughter*
Raph: WHAT.
Ange: You're evil! I like you!
April: Lol.
Donnie: I hope Mikey's okay.
Me: Yeah, I hope they're both okay.
Donnie: Snow should be fine, she's...um...Mentally unstable? (No offense intended)
Me: *laughs*
Leo: *narrows eyes*
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Casey: Come on man, do it. Or are you chicken? *boks like a chicken*
Ange: You sound like a dying chipmunk.
Casey: *clutches heart* I'm wounded!
Amani: *pops up between them* Hmm. Is this flirting I hear?!
Casey/Ange: Wut.
April: *covers Amani's mouth* Nevermind! Carry on! *disappears into the shadows*
Casey/Ange: Le, wut?
Tmntluva (Nya) : Anyways! On with the dare!
Raph: Ugh, fine! *grabs cockroach* My prince, I shall make you appear by kissing you! *kisses poor cockroach*
Donnie: Oh, wow he actually did it.
Leo: This...is...um...
Ange: Disturbing...
April: Oh, wow, um, Amani what do you think of this?
Amani: I...am surprisingly jeal- I mean, no comment.
Tmntluva (Nya) : This is gold! *films it*
Me: Well, um, *glances at watch* We have like 28 minutes left... You know what let's cut to commercial!
-Commercial-
Riley: Well, hello ladies! ;)
Marcus:*slaps his head*
Riley: Ow! I mean ladies and gentlemen!
Marcus: Idiot. *looks at readers* H-Hello. o///o
Sally: Hi everyone! *waves her little hands*
Dallas: Hey guys! *waves*
Marcus: You're probably wondering who we are-
Riley: Well, actually, they don't know who you losers are. You girls have met me! ;)
Sally: *sniffles* I'm a loser?
Riley: O.O Wait- No not you Sally! I-I meant-
Sally: Big Brother Riley thinks I'm a loser! T~T
Marcus/Dallas: RILEY! 😡
Riley: WHAT NO I DIDN'T MEAN- OW!
Marcus: *hits Riley's head with a book* Big Brother is an idiot.  (-/.-)*
Sally: He is?
Dallas: Yes, he is. :)
Riley: I CAN HEAR YOU!
Marcus: As we were saying, we are the spirits who haunt Gen and protect her. She's mentioned us in her About Me.
Riley: We even help her with her books!
Dallas: We'll be visiting this book from time to time.
Sally: We'll even take dares and answer questions!
Marcus: That's all for now!
All: Bye!
-End of Commercial-
Me: Oh, look time's ou-
Amani: RAPHAEL YOUR THIRTY MINUTES IS OVER!
Raph: Ugh, finally!
Cockroach: *scoffs and slaps Raph* The nerve! *sassily walks away*
Ange: Dat sass tho.
Tmntluva (Nya) : Well, that was entertaining, and I have blackmail material! I'd call that a good day's work! Later guys! Bye Leo! *kisses Leo's cheek* *Jumps through portal*
Leo: !!!
Me: ...Ashdlefg.
Donnie: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah,I'm fine! I just stubbed my toe and its bleeding!
Donnie: *puts bandage on me* There you go!
Me: Thanks Doc!
Donnie: N-No problem! O///O
Leo: *stands in between us* Anyways!
April: Let's do another dare! Anime_lover_13_ dares the turtles to watch Don't Hug Me I'm Scared.
Casey: But Mikey isn't here.
Raph: We'll just have to do it without him.
Me: Oh, shell this is gonna be funny.
Ange: You've seen it?
Me: All four. Plus, Snow likes to watch them repeatedly. Don't ask cuz I don't know.
Amani: Alright, are you four ready? (Yes, Angelica counts as a turtle since she is one.)
Leo: As we'll ever be.
*Video Plays*
Leo: Huh, this is boring.
Donnie: Wait, how is that notepad talking?
Raph: Another chicken!
Ange: Raph, that's a penguin. Wait, why did he just do that to the painting?
Leo: What, green is so a creative color!
Donnie: Are we not going to question why they're listening to a notepad?
Raph: And now they're doing arts and crafts...Wait was that a heart?!
Ange: That guy with the blue hair looks like he's having a seizure! (No offense intended to any epileptics)
Leo: And its raining...Oh shell why did he put the heart in glitter?
Donnie: Did they put the heart in the cake?! Are they going to eat the cake?!
Raph: Why the shell is the chicken spelling death?!
Ange: Dear lord what just went through the hole?! Yes, you should not be creative again!
*Video ends*
Me: So, what do you guys think?
Donnie: ....What did we just watch?!
Leo: I think we should burn any notepads we have.
Raph: I knew chickens were evil! What even was that?! *goes to a corner*
Ange: Do they let kids watch this?! I'll never be able to watch Sesame Street again!
Casey: Lol. You watch Sesame Street?
Ange: CASEY!!! *chases him*
Amani: *pats Raph's back* There there. Chickens aren't that bad. At least not all of them.
Leo: I think I've been scarred for life.
Donnie: Ditto.
Me: Aw, you poor things! *hugs them*
Leo/Donnie: O///O
April: Well, I think we should end it here, since a lot of us have been mentally scarred today!
Amani: It's strange, we still haven't found Snow and Mikey. I hope they're not hurt!
Me: I'll get a mop to wipe up the tears! *opens closet* Oh. Um, guys! I found them!
Snow and Mikey: *stops making out* Oh. Hi!
Everyone else: O-O
Snow: Well, this is awkward.
Mikey: Hey dudes, dudettes!
Ange: Snow, are those hickeys?!
Amani/April: YES! MY OTP IS CANNON!
Raph: Well, look at that. Our little bro's becoming a man!
Donnie: Well, who would've thought Mikey would be the first one to get kissed.
Leo: How long have you guys been in there?
Mikey: The entire episode!
Me: YOU PIECE OF SCRAP YOU HAD ME SO WORRIED THAT YOU WERE DEAD WHEN THE ENTIRE TIME YOU WERE GETTING SOME! *chases Snow around with a mop*
Snow: *runs away* WORTH IT!
Ange: Well, um that's all for today! So remember...
Casey: Vote!
Donnie: Comment!
Amani: Ask!
Leo: Dare!
Me: YOU BETTER HOPE YOUR NOT PREGNANT!
Everyone: O.O