Ask and Dare: TMNT

Gen Is In Hell

Pic above is my one true love.
Me: Ugh
Ange: It'll be okay sweetie.
Amani: There there.
Snow: Do you want food?
Me: Dumplings please.
Leo: Um, what exactly is happening?
Donnie: Are you okay?
Me: Oh, I'm fine. Just enduring my unwanted monthly subscription to Lucifer's waterfall.
Mikey: ...can you say that in english?
Ange: She's on her period Shellhead.
Raph:...what's that? * raises "eyebrow"*
Donnie: oh. Oh. OH. Um, do you *cough*, um, need anything? *blushes*
Me: S'okay. I'll last.
Leo: What's a period? *blinks*
Me: -///- Yeah, you don't need to know right now.
Donnie: I'll, um, explain later...>///>'
Amani: So what exactly was Yuki's dare again?
Ange: She basically said, and I quote, "I dare my OTP to do the dirty.", unquote.
Raph: What the shell is an OTP?
Leo: Oh! I know! But, wouldn't that mean...
*everyone looks at Mikey and Snow*
Mikey: :P ?
Snow: Teehee! :)
Me: Um, o-okay. Y'all can go to a roo-
Snow: *runs into far away closet with Mikey* SEE YA SUCKAS.
Me: Or a closet. -.-' *gets out of fetal position* Next dare!
Donnie: That was...disturbing. Anyways...*reads dare* Oh. Oh my. O//.//O
Ange: *reads dare* K, I'm out. *walks out of lair* IMMA HANG OUT WITH THE MUTANIMALS.
Amani: *reads dare* ArtieLover dares Raph and Leo to make out for thirty minutes. K. *shrugs*
Leo: *chokes on air*
Raph: WHAT. HOW ARE YOU AGREEING TO THIS?!
Amani: Nothing like some good yaoi! ^<^
Me: *evil glint in my eyes* I agree!
Leo: DONNIE EXPLAIN!
Donnie: Let's just say she's very *cough* hormonal right now. >///>'
Me: *laughs evilly*
Amani: *smashes their heads together* NOW KISS.
Raph/Leo: *reluctantly make out*
Me: Donnie?
Donnie: Yes?
Me: Do you love me?!
Donnie: W-What?! Of c-c-c-course!
Amani: You hesitated.
Donnie: *glares* Why do you a-ask?
Me: Why can't we kiss like that?! *points to Leo and Raph*
Donnie: *gulps* O///O Y-You want to d-do that? I, uh, woozy! *faints*
Amani: XD
~Le Timeskip~
Me: Done!
Raph/Leo: *pull away from each other * YUCK. *run away to sulk in far corners*
Ange: *walks in covered in feathers and bread crumbs* Don't have a picnic with the Mutanimals.
Amani: Noted.
Donnie: *recovered a while ago* Are they still in the closet?!
Me: Yup! Hey, what do you think they're doing? *blinks*
Leo: Hmm. How do I put this?
*closet opens*
Mikey: *dopey grin* Guys, I have become a man.
Snow: *breathless*
Everyone else: O_O'
Me: On second thought I don't want to know.
TJ: Arf! Arf ruff arf ruff ruff arf! (Aye! I've heard things I can't unhear!) T.T
Raph: That poor puppy.
Donnie: Um, question: Did you guys use protection?
AWKWARD MOMENT OF SILENCE.
Snow/Mikey: Oh fudge.
Ange: I'm too young to be an aunt! *rocks herself back and forth*
Leo/Raph/Donnie: O.O *fidget*
Amani: I think they're broken.
*a thump is heard from the dojo*
Me: Oh, looks like Splinter fainted.
TJ: Arf ruff arf ruff!( I don't understand humans.)
Snow/Mikey: *running around like madmen* GAH WE'RE GONNA HAVE A TURTLE DEMON CHILD.
Amani: And they are sufficiently freaking out.
Me: I guess we'll find out next time! That's all for now! Remember...
Amani: Vote!
Snow/Mikey: COMMENT.
Ange: Ask...T.T
D/R/L: Dare. O.O
Me: See ya!