Me: *watching latest L&O: SVU episode* Holy shat, holy shat, holy shat! Amanda h,hbhtvfrdgf! AMANDA BABE WHAT'S HAPPENING! I SWEAR TO GOG IF U DIE MEH WILL KILL U.
Ange: Ok sweetie...
TJ: Arf! (HOE DON'T DO IT.)
Ange: *sweatdrops* That's enough of that. *shuts off tv*
TJ: Arf! (I WAS WATCHING THAT.)
Me: She did it. *pouts*
Snow: Wait wait wait we can sweatdrop?!
Amani: Then that means...*KO's Raph*
Raph: *soul starts floating away*
Snow/Amani: THE POWER. *laugh evilly*
Leo: Scrap.
Donnie: Oh no...
Mikey: *looks at Raph* Cool! Snow do it to meh!
Snow: YAY! *chops Mikey over da head with a random fish*
Mikey: *soul floats out* Da light...So bright.
Studio Effects Guy: *shuts off spotlight* Surry.
Me: ITS OKAY LARRY GO TAKE A BREAK.
Larry: *disappears in a flurry of rose petals* Bye bitches.
Everyone besides Ange: So majestic.
Ange: Idiots. -.-'
Raph: Anyways, we have dares!
Leo: EllieBrine dares all the girls to act drunk around Splinter. Not so sure this is a good-
Me/Snow: LEGGO!
Mikey: Le Timeskip!
Everyone else: Whut.
Mikey: Oopsie!
~* Morgan Freeman voice* Le Timeskip Brought To You By SheIsAHellishAngel ~
Donnie: THANK YOU RANDOM MORGAN FREEMAN.
Morgan Freeman: No problem Donnie. No problem at all...*fades away*
Splinter: *walks in* You wanted to see m-
Snow: *tap dancing on da TV* ME ISH DRUNK. *puts on rainbow afro*
Ange: *glares at the wall* HEY U! WHERE MAH MONEY AT?!!
Me: *wearing Batman costume* I AM THE SHADOWS, THE NIGHT, FEAR MEH. *tackles Snow*
Snow: Me is scurred!
Amani: *giggles and twirls around on da couch* I CAN FLY! I CAN FLY! *jumps and falls face forward* I CANT FLY! MOTHER LIED TO ME. ;-;
Me/Snow: *fake fight*
Ange: Hakuna potatoes~
Amani: *goes to pool* I CAN SWIM I CAN SWIM! *falls in and climbs out* I CANT SWIM.
Spliner:...
Boys: *innocently whistle*
Splinter: *walks away* I need a cheesicle...
Snow: That was fun!
Amani: For a second I thought he wouldn't believe it.
Ange: Phew!
Raph: I'd hate to see you four actually drunk. -.-'
Mikey: OMAGOSH GEN I LUV UR COSTUME.
Me: Tank u!
Leo: So what's next?
Donnie: Shad0w71 says, and I quote "VV screw acting, after you're done with that I dare all of you to actually get drunk and see if splinter notices the difference xD"
Mikey: Raph, dude you totally jinxed us!
Raph: Dammit.
Me: Well...bottoms up!
~Le Timeskip Brought To You By __kiko_chan__ ~
Donnie: *throws beakers around* SCIENCE!
Snow: *watching Dora* SWIPER'S BEHIND YOU IDIOTS. GOG AT THIS POINT YOUR JUST ASKING TO GET STOLEN FROM.
Mikey: Pizza, our love...it can never be. Let us not speak with words but, emotions. *makes out with pizza slice*
Raph: *hugs couch* THE CHICKENS ARE AFTER MEH. PROTECT ME ALMIGHTY HERO! T_T
Leo: *leaps in wearing underwear one his head and a blanket as a cape* DID SOMEONE SAY HERO! *trips over blanket* Owie!
Ange: *hugs watermelon* I like this watermelon. This is my watermelon. You shall be named squishy becuz you dunnot look like a Jill.
Amani: *stumbles over and puts up fists* OI! YOU WANNA GO? BRING IT BRAH!
Me: *cries clinging to Amani's leg* HELLO FROM DA OTHER SIDE~ ME MUST HAVE CALLED A THOUSAND TIMES~
Ange: WHERE WE GONNA GO BRAH?
Donnie: *gasps excitedly* DISNEYLAND.
Everyone else: *gasps too*
Raph: OOH OOH. THEY HAVE COLORS AND EVERYTING.
Me: *flaps cape around* I'LL FLY US THERE! :)
Snow: *leaps onto meh back* FLY DUMBO FLY!!!
Mikey: Goodbye meh luv. *gobbles down pizza*
Leo: GASP. ITS BATMAN.
Amani: WHO'S U CALLIN UGLY?!
Splinter:...*facepalms* Just another day Splinter. Just another day. *leaves*
Morgan Freeman: That's all for now folks. And remember...
Ange: Vote!
Raph: Comment!
Amani: Ask!
Donnie: Dare!
TJ: Arf! (See ya'!)
Me: HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!
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Ask and Dare: TMNT
Short StoryThe leader. The muscle. The brains. The kunoichi. The FNAF fanatic. The authoress. The ghosts. The mascot. The crazy. And Mikey.
