Ask and Dare: TMNT

HOW THE HECK DO YOU DANCE

Fun fact: I used to be a cheerleader for a short time although I learned nothing. I'm lazy, okay? Also, don't kill me for not updating pls.

Me: *sulking in a corner*

Me: Why do bad things happen to good people?

Ange: Just put the damn outfit on. *dressed in interpretive dance outfit*

Amani: *twirls over in ballerina outfit* Guys, we're running out of snacks for the background dancers! *twirls over to da snack table*

Snow: *dressed in breakdance outfit* HahahaIwonderhowthathappenedhahaha*wipes hands on Casey*

Casey: I need to talk to someone about these costumes. *wearing da booty outfit*

April: *dressed in gymnastics outfit* I don't mind. -v-

Ange: *sharply raises eyebrow* Whut.

Donnie: Wut. :(

Me: *looks at Donnie* Whut. *sadly leaves*

Leo: *dressed in a pirate outfit for no damn reason* Wut? *looks at me*

Casey: Whut. ^<^

April: Oh, nothing.

Snow: April checkin' out dat booty tho. *fistbumps Mikey*

Mikey: Totally awkward~ *continues eating*

Raph: *also eating * This almost makes this tolerable. *wearing ballerina gear*

Amani: *chases after them with a chicken and spiders* STOP EAtiNG THE SNACKS YOU BASKETLICKERS!!

Shredder: I honestly don't understand why I'm here I could kill all of you right now. *wearing gymnastics outfit*

Splinter: *notwearinganythingdifferentcauseRatDadisbestdad* I am just here for the free cheesicles.

Leo: *playing with a parrot* Table's to your left, Sensei.

Me: *walks out in cheerleader garb* Ninja_Taffy_12 dared us all to dance to Shake It Off.

Leo/Donnie: .///.

Snow: Her eyes are upwards boys! *snickers with Mikey and Raph*

Me: Also, Shredder you should keep in mind that I have once killed a man with my right thumb.

Everyone: O_O'

Everyone: Wut.

Me: Wut.

~One weird music video later~

Shredder: *Twirls away whilst spinning ribbons* I WILL RETURN FOR MY REVENGE!!

Everyone: Lul we don't give a frick.

Me: *pants* Where is the fracking water?

Leo: *appears* Here.

Me: Thanks, Boy Blue! ^<^

Donnie: *mutters*

Snow: *throws peanut butter at him* Need some PB for dat jelly?

Raph/Ange/Mikey: Badumtss!

Amani: XD

Reader-chan: *appears and pushes Leo towards meh* Huehuehue~

Leo: *catches himself but-*Wh-...O///O *-hand lands on mah booty*

Me: O-oh...0///0

Reader-chan: *maniacally laughs and rubs hands* Honhonhon~ *disappears* Ship ship ship...

Me/Leo: *stand frozen*

Mikey: That's all for now! And remember...

Snow: Vote!

Raph: Comment! *dies laughing at our faces*

Amani: Ask! *laughs*

Me/Leo: ...

Donnie: ...

Donnie: ...

Donnie: ...

Ange: Dare! *takes pictures*

Shredder: *appears twirling ribbons* REVENGE I TELL YOU.

Amani: *elegantly kicks him away* See ya!