Ask and Dare: TMNT

Let's Derp

Me: I realize the recent chapters have been...serious.
Everyone else: GASP
Me: So let's derp around!
Snow: Yay! Oh, and also, I'm not preggers!
Mikey: :P
Ange: You two basically just held hands and talked about cartoons, didn't you?
Snow/Mikey: Maaaaaaayyyyyyyybbbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Amani: Anyways, let's do some dares! *sitting on a random unicorn*
Raph:Whut.
Amani: Don't question it babe.
Unicorn: *stands unblinking*
Leo: *moves away*Creepy.
Me: Anyways, @ArtieLover dares Raph and Donnie to kiss passionately!
Donnie: *spits out water*
Raph: WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME?!
Ange: Because we enjoy your suffering, oh brother of mine.
Leo: At least I don't have to do it!
Mikey: Eww, this is gonna be gross!
Amani/Snow: Yaoi! Yaoi! *both sitting on unicorn*
Unicorn I Have Dubbed BillyBob: *unmoving, unblinking*
Me: Well, do it ya chickens! *looks at BillyBob* I see what you mean Leo. *hides behind couch with Leo*
Donnie: W-Wait, I never-!
Raph: Nuh uh, not doin' it!
Ange: If you don't, I shall summon the fangirls.
Donnie/Raph: ;A; *reluctantly kiss PASSIONATELY*
Me/Amani/Snow: YAOI! YAOI! adhjghrmdfhgctb *nosebleeds*
Ange: *snaps pictures* Blackmail! Would you fangirls be interested in some pictures?
Leo: ...they scare me.
Mikey: Agreed dude. Agreed.
BillyBob: *stares directly ahead*
Donnie/Raph: *run into separate pools of holy water*annmdjhjytvrfd
TJ: Arf...(Anyways...)
Amani: @MysteriouslyLonelyMika dares Donnie to hug her!
@MysteriouslyLonelyMika: *appears* H-Hi.
Me: Aww, you're adorable! I'd hug you, but BillyBob is giving me the creeps.
BillyBob: *stone still*
Leo: Donnie, hug the lady! *stacks pillows around the couch*
Donnie: Um, this is kinda awkward, but okay. *hugs her*
@MysteriouslyLonelyMika: Th-Thank you. O///O
Ange: Aww! Adorable!
Me: Here, take this free unicorn with you! *pushes BillyBob into her arms*
BillyBob: Taxes.
Snow/Me/Mikey: GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT.
Leo: *pushes them through portal* NICE SEEING YOU HOPE WE CAN DO IT AGAIN SAY HI TO THE KIDS HAH HAH OKAY BYE.
Raph: *shivers* How did that thing even get in here?
Amani: I don't actually know. *shrugs* :P
Ange: And on that disturbing note, I think we should end it here.
Me: That's all for now! Remember...
Snow: Vote!
Leo: Comment!
Amani: Ask!
TJ: Arf! (Dare!)
Ange: Pictures for sale! Pictures for sale! $10 a pic!
Donnie/Raph: ANGE!!!
Me: See ya'! *waves*