Wattpad Update & Just Not Raph's Day

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Me: I...don't know how I feel about this new update.*incinerates homework*
Snow: *filming it* Me either tbh.
Amani: Um, I'm just not gonna ask. -<-'
Both: Don't.
Ange: Lemme see if I can put a pic...*steals my IPad*
Me: WAIT DON'T GO IN THE GALLERY.
Raph:*raises eyebrow (IAMUNCOMFORTABLESAYINGEYERIDGEOKAY)* Why?
Me:..NO HABLE INGLES.
Leo: Gen, what exactly do you have on there?
Mikey: Wait a sec...
Me: *sweats nervously*
Mikey: *gasp* ARE YOU A SPY? ARE YOU BATMAN?
Donnie: Gen? You seem to be perspiring quickly.
Amani: Um, shouldn't we just stop for her sake?
Snow: *scrolls through YouTube vids* Nah.
Ange: *continues to search* Nope.
Amani: *spots icecream* Okay! *steals all the icecream*
Ange: Here we go!

Amani: *spots icecream* Okay! *steals all the icecream*Ange: Here we go!

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Girls: Aww!
Guys: When did this happen?
Me: SPOILERS. NUF SAID.
Dare Card: *violently slams into Raph* Read me!
Raph: Gah!
Snow: We have been ordered by The Furthest Ring to proceed.
Everyone: O.o
Donnie: *wearing a top-hat with bunny ears* Why am I wearing this?
Me: Just go with it, dear. *proceeds to find other costume props*
Donnie: Anyways, blueflameprime  dares Raph  to have a cockroach on his shoulder. All. Day. Long.
Everyone: GASP
Donnie: Dun dun dun!
Raph: Shell no!
Amani: *smiles creepily*
Raph: I mean yes! *places cockroach on his shoulder* Let's go! Friend! Buddy! Pal!
Cockroach: *bites him*
Raph: *twitches*
Me: Leggo.
~Le Time Sequence brought to you by Homestuck~
Raph: *fighting Kraang*
Cockroach: *somehow lands on red button*
TICK, TICK, TICK.
Raph: Oh no.
BOOM.
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Raph: *eating ramen*
SWISH.
Raph: *pauses* Huh?
SWISH.
Raph: *lifts spoon and looks in bowl*
Cockroach: *swimming through da noodles*
Raph: HOLY-
Splinter: RAPHAEL HAMATO.
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Raph: *punching dummy*
Cockroach: *repeatedly bites him*
Raph: *twitches* THAT'S IT. *grabs cockroach*
Cockroach: *JUDO-FLIPS HIM*
Snow: WINNER! *throws confetti*
Raph: *chokes on confetti*
Amani: *on phone* Hello, I'd like to purchase a gravestone!
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~Next Day~

Leo: So, how was it Raph?
Mikey: *snickers*Dude, that bug owned you!
Donnie: Was the cockroach too much for Big Bad Raphie?
Ange: Ahh, so many pictures!
Raph: *smiles at Amani* Babe?
Amani: Yesssssssss?
Raph: Buy four more gravestones. *chases after them with sai*
Amani: YAY! :3
Snow: She seems a little...
TJ: Arf... (Too happy...) -.-'
Me: Hmm, I don't see it. Oh well! That's all for now! And remember...
Snow: Vote!
TJ: Ruff! (Comment!)
Raph: *still chasing them* ASK!
Turtle sibs: *SCREAMING*
Amani: Dare!
Me: See ya'! Tell us what you think about the new update!

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