Snippets of Tales (Multifandom)

Splatoon Manga(?): Some Weird Zoo Date

Story: Splatoon Manga...but also not?

Creators: Same folks as the previous story I believe

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Another (sexy) day, (Goggles) and (Rider) decided to go to the (kissing) Zoo, called the (cute) (spoon) (leg). They were well known for their (private) (flowers), and the tickets were very (hot). It took about (5 hours) to get there. When the two arrived, they immediately noticed the (hugging) (face) and (smacked) over (happily). It was very (lovely). They then heard a ("cgfhgfhxdzly!") and turned to look, only to see a (sunny) (pen), which was (Falling in love, kissing, getting married, and having kids). The two tried to copy it, but their (eyes) were (the size of Ky if they were an ant carrying a grape) and they wound up falling on their (lips). Another exhibit was a(n) (noisy) (penguin), which was (grabbing a chip and eating it) (above a) (mall). It reminded the two of a(n) (wet) (monke) (Kicking down a door screaming "Jason"). They laughed. The two eventually got hungry, and decided to see if the place had any (wild) (coconuts). Indeed, they did, and it was only at the (crazy) price of (5 million 753 thousand 7 hundred and 81) (wahs). The two got some, and ate while they (snapped) over to the next area. From there, they saw (Pogger) (Rabbids) that liked playing with (beans), (loud) (kids) that were (Drinking soda thinking it a sprite but it turns out to be 7 up), (hangry) (humans) that tried to eat their (ears), and (spoopy) flying (feesh) that (dropped) all over the place. The two even ran into some friends, like (Phoenix Wright) who was watching some (edgy) (cards) (play Friday Night Funkin in real life), and (Miles Edgeworth) who had just come back from yelling "(Where is my sonic game with a quilting cricle?!)" at the (poopy) (submarine) to make it (commit bwah and say "My name is Memphis Tennessee and I am part LIZARD").

By the end of the day, they had had a lot of fun.

But now, they could finally go home and b-I mean (Dance to a song then run while taking their clothes off and then shooting peanuts out of a rifle and then getting locked in a closet).