Snippets of Tales (Multifandom)

Splatoon Splatroad Nightroad-ish: Mad Libs: NR infused Mario Kart

Story: NR/SplatRoad

Creators: Me and Kiwi_Veemo
Goggles and Flip: Splatoon Manga
NR: Me
Cap: Inking5
Chell: Me
Dayo and Karinna: Kiwi_Veemo

NightRoad infused Mario Kart (god save us all)

It was time for some Mario Kart, the (richest) game since (1982). In it, 6 players raced to the finish, hoping to get the (Hardcore) (cinema). The course was called (Egotistical) (inkling) (arms), and was known for its (handsome) (shadows). Our main racer was (Ebony), who had picked the (strange) (plaza) for a vehicle. They were also racing against other people like (Flip) on the (uneasy) (cat) and (Chell) on the (robotic) (book). (Seira) stood in the middle, and held up the (hallway) with the lights on it with their (ears).
(Blue).
(Green).
(Purple).
GO!

And so the racers sped off (barely) and zipped past them. In the back, (Cap) and (Goggles)  were butting heads. All of them made the first turn, and (Chell) got ahold of a special power called (flying kick), which allowed them to (fly) (hurricanes) everywhere. They used it, and easily sped ahead of (Ebony) and (Flip). (Noir) managed to stay in their place, with the others catching up. (Cap) had nabbed a(n) (stinky) oil (Prison Cell), and planned on using it (horrifically). (Chell) was about to turn to the finish, when (Flip) rammed their vehicle against theirs (casually), causing (Chell)'s (tailpipe) to (grow). (Ebony) sped ahead, and (Noir) followed, with (Cap) dropping the oil on the finish line. They had to do 3 laps of course, how else would they be able to (Ride on a hoverboard while dressed like a lunch lady, asking if anyone wants some stew) at the end? The next time they swung around, all of them got power ups. (Ebony) got an invincibility (box), (Flip) got (pink) mushrooms that made you (Tell yourself that You loved yourself even though You looked like a burnt chicken nugget), (Chell) got (sexy) shells to (yeet) at people, (Noir) got an (adorable) (school (girl lol) ), (Cap) got another can, and (Goggles) got a bullet bill thingy.

They used that, shouting "(I have the power of cod and anime on my side)!!" As they shot past everyone and up to second place. (Chell) (yote) their shells (effectively) at the two, but in doing so, let (Flip) (fart) on by, yelling "(UR MOM)!!!" (Noir) didn't know what to do with their thing, so they (drew) it. (Cap) was ready to drop their can by the finish line again when they could. Eventually, they all (danced to caramelldansen) as they turned (painfully) in their (weird) vehicles to the finish line. (Goggles) got stuck in the (hilarious) oil puddle and (Ebony) shot ahead. (Cap) dropped the oil down again, now in 3rd. (Goggles) got into (420th) place as (Flip), (Chell), and (Noir) sped by. This time was the finale. Not all of them grabbed specials this time. (Noir) got (strange) mushrooms that smelled like (the smell of ur mom's perfume), (Flip) got (crazy) shells, and (Goggles) got ahold of a blue (jellyfish), which, when flung, caused the person in first place to (spill lipstick in your valentino white bag) and lose their first place. (Ebony) and (Chell) were neck and neck, (Flip) (peacefully) flung their shells to try and get their (cute) place. (Noir) used the mushrooms, only to (play on Kiwi's Christian minecraft server) and fall off the map somehow.
"(I don't need to have a degree to be a clothing hanger)" they mumbled.
(Cap) got stuck in a(n) (awkward) wall made out of (dungeons) trying to (feel) through it, and (Goggles) was still in the back. They caught up to (Flip), now in 4th place. (Ebony) and (Chell) dodged the shells (simply) exclaiming how they smelled like (socks drenched in pee) and (mint's videogame collection). (Flip) sighed, and (Goggles) (believed) over to pat their (eyes) with their (butt).
They made the final turn.
(Ebony) was almost there!! They just had to-
(Chell) raced ahead.
OH NO! Now they were going to (Sit five feet apart because they weren't gay)...
Just then, the blue (jellyfish) from a while ago hit (Chell), causing them to (explode to outer space) and (Back flip into a Krispy Kreme sign). (Ebony) said "(shuck this squit I'm out)" before crossing the finish line, with (Flip) and (Goggles) following them, (fist bumping).
"That's what you get for saying my shells smelled horrible!"

Finally! They had (lit) the most! They had won the award, and now they could finally (Go back to school only to realize it was the weekend). Or was it (make Dayo and Karinna smash)? They couldn't remember. Oh well.

(8 minutes) later, (Chell) and (Goggles)'s friendship ended all because of that dang blue (Jellyfish).