Snippets of Tales (Multifandom)

Splatoon(?): Mad Libs Cafe, the Trilogy

Story: Splatoon (OCs)

By Ky, with the help of @OpalInkling, @NGSketches, @Inking5, @LightningBolt013 and @Noble_Allis, who the OCs belong to

Today was a(n) (orange) day, the (crab squids) were (chopping onions) and everything was perfectly (sparkly).

There was a popular cafe that had opened recently called (leathery) (octoling). It was well known for its (watery) (signs) and the people there there were quite (hazy), always (standing) around. Today's special was (nerdy) (curry), and (Dal) was in charge of making it. They needed (3.5) thing(s). They checked their (bean can) to make sure they had everything. Oh no, they were missing the (paper)! They had to get to the store, (Running) (Clams), to get it. (Stupidly), they (died) over, swinging their (butt) to go faster. It only took them (69 hours), but they got there. They checked the store for what they needed, but all they had were (flashy) (squid) and (stunning) (hands). They tried to look for something else, but all in all, they only found (the bodies of numerous voodoo dolls oh god I sure hope no trouble arises from these). They went back to the cafe, feeling (an unholy combination of happy, surprised, fear, hangery, smad, and shocked). When they got back, (Cal) asked them what they were doing. They replied that they couldn't find what they were looking for, and all they found were (quirky) (goggles) and (inky) (flying snake bird rat penguin) (mouths).

"Oh, we have what you're looking for in storage! It's in the (28827362781st) box!"

(Dal) facepalmed, but also sighed an (ear) of relief.

Finally, they could make the thing and then (Shoot someone with a glitter bomb while jumping off a cliff into a pool of jello and dying). They'd probably (ask for a capri sun and then get smacked by one), but whatever.