Snippets of Tales (Multifandom)

Splatoon Splatroad(?): Mad Libs: Cafe

Story: Splatoon...sort of.

Creators: Me, but also
Kiwi_Veemo
Inkytail
And Smol_Veemo
Mint: Inkytail
Justice and Beatrix: OliveWaffles6
Peter Griffin: ???
Dayo: Kiwi_Veemo
Aloha: Splatoon manga

Warning, slight 18+ material.

Today was a(n) (fluffy) day, the (kittens) were (jumping) and everything was perfectly normal.
There was a popular cafe that had opened recently called (fancy) (giant). It was well known for its (masturbating) (fish) and the people there there were quite (insane), always (running) around. Today's special was (steamy) (alcohol), and (Mintice Griffin) was in charge of making it. They needed (6) thing(s). They checked their (Chaos) to make sure they had everything. Oh no, they were missing the (gun)! They had to get to the store, (Stupid) (Dodo), to get it. (Fairly), they (ate) over, swinging their (butt) to go faster. It only took them (5 hours), but they got there. They checked the store for what they needed, but all they had were (mysterious) (Zoos) and (creepy) (pigeons). They tried to look for something else, but all in all, they only found (kitchens). They went back to the cafe, feeling (horny). When they got back, (Dayohatrix) asked them what they were doing. They replied that they couldn't find what they were looking for, and all they found were (happy) (lakes) and (loud) (jellyfish) (fingers).

"Oh, we have what you're looking for in storage! It's in the (46383992nd) box!"
(Mintice Griffin) facepalmed, but also sighed a breath of relief.

Finally, they could make the thing and then (Blast caramelldansen through their apartment while dancing with their minecraft parrots after buying cram).