Snippets of Tales (Multifandom)

Splatoon(?): Kario Mart Lad Mibs, with a new gang this time

Story: Splatoon

Creators:
Gloves, Rider, and Inkfall belong to Splatoon Manga/Sankichi Hinodeya
Sani belongs to Inking5
Cal belongs to Noble_Allis
Octo Secretary belongs to NGSketches

What a lovely bedtime story to make while it's raining outside 👌

It was time for some Mario Kart, the (cutest) game since (an hour ago). In it, 6 players raced to the finish, hoping to get the (green) (spoon). The course was called (sexy) (fish) (fingers), and was known for its (soggy) (bean(s)). Our main racer was (Sani), who had picked the (attractive) (plane) for a vehicle. They were also racing against other people like (Gloves) on the (fluffy) (pen) and (Rider) on the (snowy) (mountain). The signaler stood in the middle, and held up the (snow) with the lights on it with their (hand).

(Teal)
(Pink)
(Gold)
GO!

And so the racers sped off (kickily) and zipped past them. In the back, (Octo Secretary) and (Cal)  were butting heads. All of them made the first turn, and (Rider) got ahold of a special power called (Squidjet Lightning Bolt), which allowed them to (dab) (inklings) everywhere. They used it, and easily sped ahead of (Sani) and (Gloves). (Inkfall) managed to stay in their place, with the others catching up. (Octo Secretary) had nabbed a(n) (happy) oil (jar), and planned on using it (boxily). (Rider) was about to turn to the finish, when (Gloves) rammed their vehicle against theirs (sketchily), causing (Rider)'s (gas pedal) to (run). (Sani) sped ahead, and (Inkfall) followed, with (Octo Secretary) dropping the oil on the finish line. They had to do 3 laps of course, how else would they be able to (go to bed) at the end? The next time they swung around, all of them got power ups. (Sani) got an invincibility (wheel), (Gloves) got (blue) mushrooms that made you (fall), (Rider) got (angry) shells to (swing) at people, (Inkfall) got a(n) (red) (pro controller), (Octo Secretary) got another can, and (Cal) got a bullet bill thingy.

They used that, shouting "(Your shoe soles, that's a nice color. SEE YA)!!" As they (flew) past everyone and up to second place.

(Rider) (swung) their shells (swiftly,) at the two, but in doing so, let (Gloves) (yeet) on by, yelling "(YOU STILL HAVENT NAMED THE BEE DIE YET HAVE YOU)!!!"

(Inkfall) didn't know what to do with their thing, so they (fried) it. (Octo Secretary) was ready to drop their can by the finish line again when they could. Eventually, they all (yeeted) as they turned (lively) in their (cute) vehicles to the finish line. (Cal) got stuck in the (hot) oil puddle and (Sani) shot ahead. (Octo Secretary) dropped the oil down again, now in 3rd. (Cal) got into (69th) place as (Gloves), (Rider), (Inkfall) sped by. This time was the finale. Not all of them grabbed specials this time. (Inkfall) got (lime) mushrooms that smelled like (one of those lemons you eat and die from), (Gloves) got (blurry) shells, and (Cal) got ahold of a blue (sea slug), which, when flung, caused the person in first place to (commit yeetus the fetus) and lose their first place. (Sani) and (Rider) were neck and neck, (Gloves) (strongly) flung their shells to try and get their (yellow) place, (Inkfall) used the mushrooms, only to (jump out of a window) and fall off the map somehow, (Octo Secretary) got stuck in a(n) adjective wall made out of (jellyfish) trying to (jog) through it, and (Cal) was still in the back. They caught up to (Gloves), now in 4th place. (Sani) and (Rider) dodged the shells (tiredly) exclaiming how they smelled like (The conductor, CQ Cumber) and (fresh poop after someone ate smelly green beans). (Gloves) sighed, and (Cal) (closed) over to pat their (head, shoulders knees and toes knees and toes.)

They made the final turn. (Sani) was almost there!!

They just had to-

(Rider) raced ahead.

OH NO! Now they were going to (fall oddly while screaming "OH F WORD, A BAT SPIDER")...

Just then, the blue (sea slug) from a while ago hit him, causing him to (Fail a cartwheel down a hill after saying you can do it without getting hurt) and (kick a ball). (Sani) said "(You swing your roller DOWN before running your opponent over though)" before crossing the finish line, with (Gloves) and (Cal) following them, (crying).

"That's what you get for saying my shells smelled horrible!" (Gloves) shouted.

Finally! They had (looked at the time) the most! They had won the award, and now they could finally (Deepthroat a tree and Test the Dinner table to see if a cat). Or was it (Skii down a mountain screaming "I'm a giraffe")? They couldn't remember. Oh well.

(24 minutes after 4:20), (Rider) and (Cal)'s friendship ended all because of that dang blue (Sea slug).

"Tippity toppity of the boxity"

"Oh he moved"