Snippets of Tales (Multifandom)

Splatoon Splatroad(?): Mad Libs: Zoo

Story: Splatroad???
Creator: Me, Kiwi_Veemo , Inking5 , and Inkytail
Noir - me
Dayo - Kiwi_Veemo
Cap - Inking5
Mushroom - Megaman
(Blackbird/Inkytail is obsessed with them and it's kinda a thing going on in our squad)

Zoo...sort of

Another (creepy) day, (Noir) and (Dayo) decided to go to the (farting) Zoo, called (cruel) (your mom) (eyeballs). They were well known for their (stupid) (house), and the tickets were very (crappy). It took about (3 hours) to get there. When the two arrived, they immediately noticed the (funny) (ice) and (pooped) over (generally). It was very (squishy). They then heard a (BOOM) and turned to look, only to see a (purple) (humpback whale), which was (Rickrolling the neighbors with a kazoo while on a unicycle). The two tried to copy it, but their (butts) were (the size of a luffa) and they wound up falling on their (hearts). Another exhibit was a(n) (loud) (crab), which was (leaping) (over a) (Noir). It reminded the two of a(n) (cold) (potato) (running from blackbird). They laughed. The two eventually got hungry, and decided to see if the place had any (angry gun) (chips). Indeed, they did, and it was only at the (nasty) price of (911) (stars). The two got some, and ate while they (participated) over to the next area. From there, they saw (smart) (sea elephant pigs) that liked playing with (fire), (dumb) (octolings) that were (rainbow), (horrific) (kittens) that tried to eat their (fingers), and (mysterious) flying (dads) that (burned) all over the place. The two even ran into some friends, like (Mushroom) who was watching some (cute) (sharks) (blocking out the haters), and (Cap) who had just come back from yelling "(why are you running)" at the (thicc) (person) to make it (watch Goggles pee during turf war).

By the end of the day, they had had a lot of fun.
But now, they could finally go home and b-I mean (Play darude sandstorm and dance)