Teach Me How To Love [mxmxm]

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[note: the dialogue between Jae and Valeriya in italics is in Russian, if it isn't already specified. Her pet name for him "honey" is also in russian.]

[Jae Lim]

I am going to kill those two! I was absolutely going to murder them! My face flamed red even as I left the room and ran to Granny's room, throwing open the door. Granny jumped and spun around, calming down and giving me a questioning look when she saw who came in.

"I'm going to kill those two monkey bastards," I grumbled, calming my heart.

"Qi and Xunan?" She tilted her head slightly, moving past me to close the door. "What did they do to you?"

She opened up a box that was filled with all sorts of medical paraphernalia, most that I recognized from my self-treatment and from my treatment given by someone else.

"They're perverts! " I ran one hand through my hair before letting it fall to my chest so that I could calm myself down a little. "I got out of the shower and they were all googly eyes at me while I was getting dressed! I mean, have they ever heard of some damn privacy? I mean, I was wearing my underwear of course, but like...damn! "

Granny burst out laughing, bending over with uncontrollable laughter at my situation. I mean, if she wasn't some old granny, I'd have given her a piece of my mind—with my fist.

"Ha ha," I drawled out. "Real funny. Laugh at my suffering all you want, old lady."

"You're so dramatic, Jae." She wiped away imaginary tears and turned back to me. "You were wearing underwear—it's better that you hadn't stepped out naked for them to see. I doubt you would've left that room if you did."

"What's that supposed to mean?" I narrowed my eyes at her. "Who would want to look at naked bodies? That's fuckin' gross—no one needs to see another person's privates."

I almost gagged at the thought of it. Sex organs were so...gross. Why is it so fleshy and wrinkly and hanging out like that? It's too weird, no thanks.

"You're such a virgin, Jae." Granny rolled her eyes at me. I scoffed at her comment. "They're just parts of a human body, what is there to be disgusted about?"

"Everything?"

"Shut up and get this sling off," she demanded from me instead.

I guess no more talking about dicks and vaginas.

She slid off my sling and proceeded to frown when she saw my tainted bandages. "What happened? Your wound should be closed already." It already felt like she was scolding me.

"I had...well...ok so..."

Her eyes narrowed viciously at me. "Get on with it."

"You can't hit me ok?" I glanced at her before averting my eyes from her glare. "Ok. So...I had a little mishap and it ended with me fighting them? That doesn't sound right...but they were getting on my nerves last night! Well...this morning, but you know—it's not my fault!"

She glared at me and without saying a word, she smacked me. "You idiot! Fighting? I told you no strenuous activity until it gets better and then you go and fight? Are you asking to die?"

"You said you wouldn't hit me! You liar!" I jumped away from her, pointing an accusing finger at her. "I won't fight, but it was their fault! They were provoking me first! I just protected myself from their perversion!"

"What were they doing that has been categorized as 'perversion', then?" She rose an unbelieving brow at me, obviously doubting my words.

"They were saying gross stuff! Especially that...that overgrown monkey, Xunan!"