All of these quotes are from the anime Ghost Stories. Enough said.
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Monsters only get evil people like Republicans and we're not old enough to vote.
I'm too young to be lactose intolerant.
I should've just pissed in the sink in the teachers lounge. Nobody would've known
You couldn't protect crumbs from a gang of drunk roaches.
What the fizidiuck was that?
Let's fizidiuckin find out.
These pajamas are gay
Do not lust in your heart... Jesus you're right.
When God closes a door... *screams*
I'm so over this old hag.
It's like a zombie weight watchers meeting
Good Lord, are you typing with your feet? Move it!
Sometimes I wish all people could marry the animals
Does a duck fart underwater?
Meet me at the trashcan!
I don't want that drag queen nurse peeking in at me
Before I met Jesus I was really fucked up... And a slut
This is no time for smear the queer
Be gone in the name of crayons, number two pencils and hell, number one pencils
I guess once a slut always a slut
Oh spirit of bitches
Oh soul of skanks
FUCK ME SATAN
Run! She's a ghost and a bitch!
That is the gayest sounding bike horn I've ever heard.
Come rub my nipples
