He's holding the nipple and swinging it!

Stop fondling the pancakes.

Just tongue it out from the middle.

Butter butter butter, I need butter.

Did you know they don't sell uncrustables at Taco Bell?

Jilly jaggly jello

I just squeeze until I like the way it looks.

HIJKF. F is on the right and K is on the L.

Before you fart in my mouth, make sure you shit.

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