These next three quotes are from Creepy Pasta stories.
If your ass hair grows faster than you can keep track of, then you should buy Bullshitatophin
I'm a god. You're food.
Did you just throw a ball of my dead children at me?
This next group of quotes are from songs that were google translated.
Keep me in your eye socket
The dead die
I do not exist you soft head
Expanded glass and then I became smooth
I am single, not you. Why are you high?
Word made of air, have you taken depression?
I desire roads
You know, my tongue moves
Help me get over my baby
