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Death by penis

Lights, camera, penis

I'm boom boom down, you're boom boom up

I love when I unsheath my fist.

Do we come on as well?

Let's do it, man. Lock and load. Ain't life a bitch?

I would be highly disappointed if my beer didn't taste like I was drinking a Christmas tree

No, you're a hair on my boob

It's like falling in reverse, but on Jesus juice.

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