Captain big tits at your service. Show some fucking respect.

Put your epidermis away or I will difenestrate you.

I'm dead chicken well my candy said fried shoes

Let me fat in peace

When life gives you lemons, make apple pie

Plants make elephants, the elephants get bottom gas and poop out skeletons, and the elephants burp to cause global warming.

Eating high is tacos on a stick with a brick

I can see through the mouth of the sheet

Well fuck duck fuckity duckity

What in the two rats fucking in a ranch Doritos bag is going on here?

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