I ate one cheese it and now I think I'm Christian.

Serial sign thief

I inhaled a dead chicken baby.

Dumb dumb bum bum pinstack pickle looking self

STUPID HOLE!

I'm as gay as rainbow shit

We're not selling common sense! We're selling the aunt flow preventer pad!

I have a big ass crisis

I got butt implants and they made my ass lopsided

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