Didn't some kid pop her breast implant?

Botch slitch ho bang

I went to Christmas school.

Who took my butt shelf?

You can suck my 90 foot majestic dick that rolls up like a fruit rollup and sparkles.

Don't P on my leg and tell me it's raining.

On the bright side, I'm now the girlfriend of a sex God.

Dick, Dick, what did you lick?

Pretend I'm the poop

If you give a kid a cookie, will they go the fuck to sleep?

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