Didn't some kid pop her breast implant?
Botch slitch ho bang
I went to Christmas school.
Who took my butt shelf?
You can suck my 90 foot majestic dick that rolls up like a fruit rollup and sparkles.
Don't P on my leg and tell me it's raining.
On the bright side, I'm now the girlfriend of a sex God.
Dick, Dick, what did you lick?
Pretend I'm the poop
If you give a kid a cookie, will they go the fuck to sleep?