Stay in drugs, don't do vegetables and eat your school.

A lawnmower to mow the concrete

My dumbass is dumb

Stop exfoliating near that school. There are kids there

I think my car has diabetes

Suck the water out of the end of the wet stick

My ass is wonderful

Atoms are not insects. This is why you failed school.

I am a fucking flying spider so eat my facehole in your banana peel.

Is it catish doggish?

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