I took religions class and now I'm Jesus

How did you get Nebraska? We're working on algebra.

My cat won't get out of my cat

Wawa skittle tits

Hickory Dickory dock, it's time to suck my cock.

I want to suck a fart out of your asshole.

Arcades are just gambling for kids.

Sexy villain vibes! Be gay, do crimes.

Maybe find something less up your butt to save your child

No! You can't eat the pronouns

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