Give me back my ducking buck fucker

It looks like a butthole swirling in on itself

I will come to your house and rip your ass off.

What am I supposed to do with a Bible? Wipe my ass with it?

There's weed up my ass

I don't like to have sex with airplanes

Of course you use your dick every week. What else would you piss out of?

Fuck those fucking fuckers

It's hotter than Satan's asshole.

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