Apparently you can hear the smell of squirrels now

This shirt smells like my grandma

OH NO! MY CUCUMBERS!

Please don't scratch my ass.

Did your shit bite your ass?

I think this chair is fucking up my ass

It sounds like someone is fucking inside the bowl.

It tastes like a drunk uncle.

Jesus Christ is poisoning me.

Stop fucking my dresser

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