I did a lot of arting.

I woke up this morning and I was smelling out the window.

I have to pee and I want a banana.

You've gotta get the sexual chocolate.

I'm going to make a pea wiener.

I love those strained solids and reduced soup liquids

Don't look at my leaking churro

That's got a good nose flavor.

I came back to life with the power of logic

Get your butt out of me

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