My mom ate my toenail, I fucked a guinea pig and squeezed the cheese.
I caught diabetes in my biology class.
50 shades of butt
You make me wanna dance on my hippo's grave
Up your butt and around the corner. Through the tube, out your boob. Up your nose, to the brain, feel the pain.
I spit out the body of Christ
Only degenerate males have fecal matter come out of their anus
Imagine that the weapon I used was a huge donkey shaped sandwich that made tree noises.
The power of Christ compels you to shut the fuck up.
It's holy sex and got approves.
