Titty out... Go to check out

I do not pray to sky daddy! I pray to Jesus

It looks like a dog penis

Stop killing your stupid friends and grow plants this Easter

I had no choice but to break her ankle with my actual pussy

My ass is disappearing.

Oranges don't have nipples

Oh fuck! My taco salad!

My ass is too small for a dick to fit in it

Give the chicken the burger

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