Maybe you could crumble up some Lady Gaga in the pudding.
When she wines, you gotta liquor.
Fuck a duck. .
Why are this line so big?
You take a roll and you egg it.
(These next 4 quotes are from when she was extremely drunk on vacation)
The golf cart has a license plate so you can go on the right left
I'm walking on the barefoot path to the bear claw
There's only the one house on the left
I'm not drunk, I'm intoxicated. Totally different.
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