This chapter is full of my quotes still, but they're all things I've said to my cat...
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Please don't come lick my grits
Am I interrupting your sacred licking ritual?
Ow! Don't stab my tit!
Just let me listen to your insides.
Bitch, if you don't shut the fuck up, I'll throw my foam dick at you.
I don't trust you with the titty. I think you'd pop it.
Can you please stop shitting?
Can you stop fucking my suitcase?
GET IN THE SHITTER!
GET OUT OF MY CLOSET WHORE!
