It's sandwich time

I love it when I laugh so hard that tears run down my legs.

Don't make me finger your ear.

I didn't want all that nut.

I poked my glasses out of my glasses. .

I'm gonna move out of the crack.

You can only snort cocaine, not water.

I almost pulled my titty off.

You can never be too full for a floor tater tot.

Weird QuotesWhere stories live. Discover now