You used to make eggs out of tinfoil

Magic mint
Safety orange
Free speech green

It taste like cheese water

It taste like pretzel water

Fuck me in the Adam

White equals Jesus

Suck my dick
Suck my dick
Suck my dick
In a cave

The Christmas tree squishy with sharpie and tape on it

we wish you a happy  wedding
we wish you a happy  wedding
we wish you a happy wedding
and a happy divorce

Suck my big fat juicy Rachel flavored cock

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