She's gonna fuck you and she's going to give us birth.

Bacon is a little hug from God.

Squirrels would taste like ice cream if goats were taller.

Hair shampoo must go to war.

I can't wait until we're done with these prostitutes so I can just go back to buying drugs.

I think I can unscrew this wheel

Your mouth is grossing me out.

I can feel the jiggle on my ass.

I will sit on your tit

Is your boob wet?

Young, dumb and full of cum.

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⏰ Last updated: Dec 06, 2022 ⏰

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