Loving you is hell

No more alone time

Obtios POV
"WAKE UP LOVE BIRDS" I snap my eyes open to see hidan and Konan standing in font of me and a somehow still sleeping deidara. "Mhm shut up" I mumble out still to tired to actually say anything. "Damn tobis voice when he's half asleep is deep" hidan says poking deidara in the face.

Crap I didn't use my tobi voice at least I'll have a excuse maybe I can fake being sick. I sigh as I slowly start to wake up. "OWW WHAT THE FUCK DONT BITE ME" I look over to see deidara laugh and hidan holding his finger. "Then don't wake me up stupid" I chuckle at his comeback they are the biggest children you'll ever meet.

"What time is it" I ask Konan "it's 12-" she tries to talk only for hidan to yell again "YOU LEFT A MARK KAKUZUUUUUU" he yells running away to probably go find kakuzu. "Anyway it's 12 in the afternoon" Konan finishes saying.

Deidaras POV
I move obitos hand off my shoulder and get up "I'm going back to sleep wake me up in like a hour or something" I tell them walking to my room. Once I get to my/obitos room I lay down and try to sleep but somethings missing.

I get up and put a hoodie and some sweatpants on and slowly walk out to find everyone talking about something I don't care what tho. "Tobi" I say grabbing his arm tugging on it. "Are you wearing my hood-" he goes to ask me before I glare at him. I look down and realize I am in fact wearing his hoodie.

"Shut up and come cuddle with me I'm tired" I tell him. I won't take no for a answer. "Awww thats so cute kakuzu cuddle meeee" hidan asks with puppy dog eyes. "No me and tobi are going to hang out we already made plans" he respons making me and hidan sigh.

"Fine come on deidara we can cuddle" he says walking over to me "yeah we don't need you guys" I say letting go of obtios arm. "You guys aren't serious are you" kakuzu asks up with a chuckle. Before I get to open my mouth to respond I'm getting pulled by my hand into some room.

"HIDAN AND DEIDARA OPEN TO UP" I hear obtio and kakuzu yelling as they pound on the door. "Hidan you idiot" I laugh at him laying down in his bed. "Good thing my room is the closest" he says laying on his bed next to me.

I turn and lay into his chest as he wraps his arms around me. "Goodnight" I whisper to him and he mumbles something before closing his eyes. I slowly fall asleep thinking about all the things that's happened in the past few days. "Dei" "hmm" I mumble wanting to go to sleep.

"Do you still have the spare key to my room" I nod not really paying attention. "And where is it" he asks me slightly sitting up. "In my room probably i don't know" I say finally realizing what he means "so your saying tobi and kakuzu can get the key from the room and beat us up" he tells me as we both look at each other and dart for the closet.

I'm able to get my whole body in only because most of his clothes are in kakuzus room. Hidan tries to get in but I push him out with all my strength. "Nope you go under the bed or something this is my hiding place" I tell him him trying to close the closet door.

Hidan jumps in the closet head butting the hell out of me as the door opens. "Hidan and deidara come out now before we have to drag you out" kakuzu says standing in front of the closet. I hear obito chuckle as kakuzu pulls open the door.

I turn my head to look at hidan only to regret my choices. Hidan had also turned to look at me and with us being so close our lips smacked together. "Tobi get your boyfriend now" kakuzu says grabbing hidans wrist. "Senpai we've been together for about a hour and your already kissing someone else" obtio says pouting as he grabs my hand.

I mean me and hidan have kissed before we actually almost dated but we decided to be friends instead. I'll admit I was a little hurt when he announced his relationship with kakuzu but after like a week of sulking I realized I would find someone who's ment for me.

I look at my hand that's linked with obtios. I guess he must be my soulmate. Someone who won't die from a pink haired dick. "Tobi stop" I try stopping us from moving at all but he just keeps dragging me to our room.

As soon as he opens the door to our room I'm immediately pushed on the bed. "Deidara I would have cuddled you but...now you smell like hidan" he pauses to look in the closet. "Take that off and put this on" he tosses me some pants and takes off his shirt making my cheeks glow red just from the sight of him.

I guess he must have noticed because he chuckles and shakes his head. "Here put that on so you'll smell like me" he throws the shirt he was just wearing right at me hitting me in the face. "Why should I" I tease him by throwing the shirt back to him.

"Wear it or I'm not cuddling with you" he says throwing the shirt back to me.
I can't help but chuckle knowing he'll cuddle me no matter what. "I'm serious" he says out of nowhere. How the hell did he know what I was thinking. I put the shirt on and I wish I would have put it on sooner.

He smells like pine trees and I don't know how to explain it but he smells like rain. I guess when we danced together he picked up some sents. I'm having a hard time believing the sun dried us off but that's what Konan swears by.

Obito lays next to me pulling me closer to him and nuzzling his nose into my neck taking deep breath's. Probably loving that I smell like him. I close my eyes listening to obtios breathing and slightly snoring.

I can only imagine how hard hidan is getting it. "Dei stop" obtio says making me open my eyes and look around to see if anything is wrong. "Stop what" "stop being and dick and hitting the wall" I look at him wondering what the hell he's talking about till I hear the banging.

I burst out laughing realizing that the banging is hidan and kakuzu. "No obi baby it's just well its uhhh" I try and explain hoping he'll get what I'm saying.

I see his eyes widening as I let a breath I didn't know I was holding slip out thanking Jashin and god that I don't have to explain that he's literally getting railed. "I'm going to do that to you one day" obito says laying back down as if he didn't say anything.

Two can play that game "why don't you do it now tough guy" I say laying my head on his chest. "Don't threaten me with a good time" he says chuckling.