Generation of Idiots (Kuroko no Basket Facebook Fanfiction)

Sass

Author's Note: Just read Chapter 2 of Extra Game (the perks of knowing Chinese ;D) and ADSKFJSLKALKSDJ THE FEELS. AKASHI'S SASS IS OUT OF THIS WORLD. So here's another chapter based on the Extra Game (if you have not read it, you may not want to read this chapter)! (Akashi seems different from his "usual" self because remember, this is post-Winter Cup Akashi!)

This is not a very funny chapter but I just had to rant about those Jabberwocks. :'D 

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Aomine Daiki I'M SO MAD NOW I SWEAR I'M GOING TO PULL OUT THOSE JABBERWOCKS' BALLS TOMORROW AND TRAMPLE ON THEM AND SMASH THEM AND GRIND THEM AND MAKE THEM EAT THEM!!! YOU TOLD US TO WEAR DIAPERS??? I'M GOING TO FILL THOSE DIAPERS WITH CRAP AND MAKE YOU EAT IT!!!

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Akashi Seijuro Aomine, don't forget; we're going to make them lick the floor we walk on.

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Kise Ryouta Exactly!!! ( ≧Д≦) How dare that piece of junk metal hit my dearest Kurokocchi!!! ٩(╬ʘ益ʘ╬)۶ Are you fine, Kurokocchi? Do you need ice? Vanilla milkshake? Anything at all to make your boo-boos better? (づ￣ ³￣)づ

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Kuroko Tetsuya Err... thank you for your concern, Kise-kun, but it's all right.

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Kuroko Tetsuya Well, since you're offering, a vanilla milkshake would be great. Jumbo-sized, from Maji Burger. Thank you.

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Midorima Shintaro Just to add to that list, we should make them lick our shoes too. Well, we should just make them lick the whole basketball court clean.

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Takao Kazunari /legasp I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE SUCH AN S, SHIN-CHAN!

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Midorima Shintaro Did you just call me a... a gluteus maximus?

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Takao Kazunari No, silly. I called you "sadist"! ;D You know, like Christian Grey in that Fifty Shades trilogy?

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Akashi Seijuro Trilogy? You're telling me that that... thing people actually consider a film actually has SEQUELS? Aomine, please don't tell me you're going to make Kuroko watch it with you. I don't think I can stand another 120 minutes of cringing.

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Kagami Taiga WHO WANTS THEIR DISGUSTING, HERPES-RIDDEN TONGUES ON OUR SHOES??? I was thinking we could put dry ice on the floor and make them lick that shit. HAHAHAHA. How was the movie, anyway?

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Aomine Daiki It was HOT. And Akashi, no one ever said you had to tag along, you know. 

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Akashi Seijuro I have to protect Kuroko from the likes of you. Did you even see how much drool collected on your shirt during the course of that movie? How embarrassing. And Kagami, that is too kind of you. I was thinking of putting extra strong laxative powder on the floor and making their premonition come true. They said we would pee our pants? We're going to make them crap their pants. And they can lick it up afterwards.

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Kise Ryouta Just give it up, Kagamicchi. Akashicchi is the MASTER OF SADISM. ε٩( ºωº )۶з Glad to see you haven't lost your Emperor sass! (ര̀ᴗര́)و ̑̑ And aww, Akashicchi, you were and are still so sweet to my bae Kurokocchi! Your comeback game was ON POINT. Glaring game ON FLEEK. "SHUT UP, SCUMS."

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Midorima Shintaro Quit talking like a thirteen-year-old girl, Kise. It is unbecoming.

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Kise Ryouta Well, stahp talking like a 70-year-old virgin, Midorimacchi! ｢(＝＞o≦＝)ﾉ It's, like, so last week, y'know? ( ˘ ³˘) 

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Takao Kazunari #sassgametoostrong #doyouneedsomeiceforthatburn 

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Aomine Daiki I think that's just an excuse, Akashi. Just admit it, you just wanted to watch the movie because after all you're a horny teenage boy HAHAHAHA. 

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Akashi Seijuro Aomine, you have another think coming if you think you can have a go at me just because I've changed back. -looks pointedly-

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Aomine Daiki HAHAHAHA, I meant horny as in... devil horns. You know, how you look so innocent on the outside but actually are the best at doing all these evil things.

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Akashi Seijuro I will take that as a compliment. Now, it's getting late. Go to sleep, everyone. We have a long day of herpes-tongue-mutilating, ball-ripping, ball-trampling and ball-smashing, basketball or appendages-wise, tomorrow. 

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Kuroko Tetsuya Kise-kun, please don't forget my vanilla milkshake.

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Aw, I do like writing about cutie-pie Akashi, but I think I'll revert back to Bokushi in the next chapters. What do you guys think? Do you guys prefer this Oreshi or Bokushi? (http://fyenale.tumblr.com/post/76626166993/hi-can-you-explain-bokushi-and-oreshi-i-know) Let me know! :)