Generation of Idiots (Kuroko no Basket Facebook Fanfiction)

Teletubbies

Kise Ryouta My new photobook is out! (๑>◡<๑) o(*>ω<*)o I have to say, I look pretty darn hot in it~ d(*ゝωб*)

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Momoi Satsuki I bought it, and you look great, Ki-chan! ★~(◠ω◕✿)

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Kise Ryouta Am I like the hottest GoM or what? ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)σ»

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Aomine Daiki Satsuki, why would you waste your money on pictures of a gay yellow Teletubby??? You should have used that money to buy me that newest Horikita Mai magazine! And Kise, yeah, you're so HOT. Like Hairy Old Turd HOT. It's such a no-brainer, like I'm obviously the eye candy of the GoM.

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Kagami Taiga HOLY BALLS. HOLY CHEESE. HOLY GUACAMOLE. I JUST REALIZED... THE GOM ARE TELETUBBIES.

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Momoi Satsuki EXCUSE ME??? You look like a piece of sunburnt sausage. TETSU-KUN IS OBVIOUSLY THE BOMB~ ╰(✿'⌣'✿)╯♡ OOOOH I SEE IT, KAGAMI-KUN! 

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Takao Kazunari HAHAHAHA OH GOD. I will never look at them the same way again without seeing creepy fat rainbow lumps!!!

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Aomine Daiki Kise Ryouta is Laa Laa, haha. Man, that rhymed. /high-fives self/ Murasakibara is the purple one then. What's its name again? THANK GOD THERE ISN'T A BLUE TELETUBBY. 

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Takao Kazunari SHIN-CHAN IS DIPSY!!! HI DIPSY! 

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Midorima Shintaro What in the world are these so-called Teletubbies? 

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Kagami Taiga But Aomine, there's a blue vacuum cleaner called Noo Noo, Teletubbies' housekeeper. HAHAHAHA. And the purple one is called Tinky Winky.

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Murasakibara Atsushi Ehhhh~ what is this Tinky Winky? Can I eat it?

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Kise Ryouta MIDORIMACCHI, MURASAKIBARACCHI, YOU DON'T KNOW TELETUBBIES? Your childhood is a lie!!! '(๑ △ ๑)'*If you want a mouthful of furry indigo TV-baby-alien hybrid with a triangle antenna on its head, go ahead~ (^ワ^＝)

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Kagami Taiga Don't forget Akashi. Akashi is Poo, who's also the shortest out of the Teletubbies. HAHAHAHA, IT FITS HIM SO WELL.

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Kagami Taiga SHIT IT WAS A TYPO, I SWEAR. I MEANT PO!!!

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Midorima Shintaro I don't even want to know how the top high-school basketball players in the country, 16-year-old young men over 190cm, know so much about a creepy pre-school cartoon.

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Akashi Seijuro ...

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Kuroko Tetsuya Bon voyage, Kagami-kun. As a farewell gift, I have written this poem for you. Please excuse me for using your first names for rhyming purposes, everyone.

Ryouta is Laa-Laa

Ah, he's always so blah

Seijuro is Po

Oh, the cutest, I believe so

Shintaro is Dipsy

No, I think I am tipsy

Atsushi is Tinky Winky

Happy with his Pocky

Daiki is Noo Noo

Pretty in his tutu

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Nijimura Shuzo God help me. I was the captain of a bunch of colorful dancing dolls. Not to mention a drunk wannabe-poet.

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~o~

/headdesk What the heck am I writing HAHAHA.