Generation of Idiots (Kuroko no Basket Facebook Fanfiction)

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It's Bakagami's turn to shine! HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU DORK <3 (2 August)

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Kagami Taiga Thank you to the Seirin peeps for the awesome birthday dinner after training today! You guys rock and I'm so thankful for you all.

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Hyuga Junpei Remind me never to treat you to dinner again if I don't want to go bankrupt before the age of seventeen.

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Kuroko Tetsuya Yes, I agree. Your appetite is as needlessly huge as your feet, Kagami-kun.

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Himuro Tatsuya Happy birthday, bro. :) Your father actually asked me to get you a gift on his behalf, have you received it?

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Kagami Taiga Whoa, really?

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Kagami Taiga Wait, someone's at the door.

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Kagami Taiga OH MY GOD. I LOVE THESE HOES.

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Kuroko Tetsuya All you want for your birthday is a big booty hoe?

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Kagami Taiga IT WAS A TYPO. I MEANT SHOES. SHOES.

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Akashi Seijuro I am appalled, Tetsuya. Where do you pick up all these things?

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Kuroko Tetsuya Nigahiga.

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Akashi Seijuro Well, young man. You are banned from the Internet as of today.

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Kuroko Tetsuya That reminds me, Kagami-kun. I have another present for you. I present to you a rap/poem that I have written for you.

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Kagami Taiga Shit. Someone drag him away from his computer!!!

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Kuroko Tetsuya You may be a dick, but yo eyebrows on fleek. Your Meteor Jam is better than them, from the Emperor Eye to the blonde-haired guy. Or the guy who wears glasses to the one addicted to molasses. You may not be bright, but you'll always be my light. Better than the guy who's as dark as the night.

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Hyuga Junpei I told you not to let him drink so much vanilla milkshake, Kagami. Now he's on one of his weird sugar-rush moods.

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Kagami Taiga I didn't want my birthday to end up my death anniversary as well. Did you see how he growled at me when I tried to take away his vanilla milkshake???

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Aomine Daiki Wow, thanks, Tetsu. THANKS.

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Akashi Seijuro I need to restrict his access to the Internet- and vanilla milkshakes- before he ruins all of us with his poems.

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Kuroko Tetsuya Vanilla milkshake is my bae, tear us apart and you won't be okay.

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I actually didn't plan on updating, so sorry for the short and crappy chapter. I really gotta go study for my Geography test tomorrow and deal with a whole bunch of stressful shit. OTL