Generation of Idiots (Kuroko no Basket Facebook Fanfiction)

Kasamatsu

Kasamatsu Yukio WHERE THE HELL IS EVERYONE?! Moriyama, Kise, Hayakawa, Kobori!!! I don't know what club you think you're in, but it's not the Slacker Express Club. It happens to be called a BASKETBALL CLUB. So would you mind TURNING UP FOR PRACTICE??? Or would it kill you, huh?!

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Kasamatsu Yukio If I don't see some balls in some hands pretty soon, you're all gonna get kicked.

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Kasamatsu Yukio Oiiii! WHY ARE NONE OF YOU PICKING UP YOUR PHONES TOO??

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Kasamatsu Yukio Did you all get run over by a truck or something???

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Kasamatsu Yukio Seriously. You can't die. Especially you, Kise.

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Kasamatsu Yukio THE TEAM NEEDS YOU IN ONE PIECE.

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Imayoshi Shoichi Ah, the troubles of a captain. I know them all too well.

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Okamura Kenichi At least your teammates don't tell you to shave your chin off on a daily basis!!! T_T

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Liu Wei And your eyebrows.

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Fukui Kensuke And your sideburns. You should seriously burn them off.

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Imayoshi Shoichi Let me give you a piece of advice based on my personal experience. Just threaten to burn their Horikita Mai magazines. Seriously, it works like a charm.

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Aomine Daiki You looking for that blonde idiot? Just saw him and your squad at the mall.

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Kise Ryouta AOMINECCHI!!! (╬ Ò ‸ Ó)

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Kasamatsu Yukio KISE!!! Tell me, in 10 words or less, why I shouldn't kick your sorry ass.

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Kise Ryouta Ummmm....... Because I'm your KISEki? (｡✿‿✿｡)

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Kasamatsu Yukio Nice try, Kise. Did you get possessed by Seirin's Izuki?

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Izuki Shun It's a hundred years too shun for you to catch up to me!

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Hyuga Junpei Please excuse my teammate over here. I think he was dropped on the head as a baby.

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Izuki Shun It's so sad to be shunned because of my pun. :( Hey, that kind of rhymed!

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Kasamatsu Yukio Kise, you'd better tell me or I will tear out the magazine covers you were on, draw hair coming out of your nostrils and ears, and put them up all around the school. 

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Kise Ryouta NOOOOOOO! MY REPUTATION!! ヾ( ๑'д'๑)ﾂ

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Kasamatsu Yukio And I'll rip that annoying earring out of your ear.

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Moriyama Yoshitaka ....... I guess we have to tell you, before our ace loses his reputation. Not to mention his ear.

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Kobori Koji We were preparing stuff for your birthday. :|

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Hayakawa Mitsuhiro YEAKJLLL!! SENPAEI'S BIRTHADOY ID IN 3 DAYSD!! 

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Kasamatsu Yukio Can't you at least talk (or rather, type) properly online?! And nice try, but why would you need to do it THREE DAYS before my birthday, and DURING PRACTICE? Do you think I was born yesterday???

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Kise Ryouta You're so mean, senpai!!! (;*△*;) We're really preparing for your birthday! We just want to get started really early! I even finally found these really cute socks with my face printed all over them so you can wear them during games! o(*≧□≦)o

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Takeuchi Genta He's just being all shy, you guys. He's blushing like a tomato right now. 

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Hayakawa Mitsuhiro COACCHHHH!!! 

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Kise Ryouta Awww, you're so cute, senpai! (♡ ὅ ◡ ὅ )ʃ♡

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Moriyama Yoshitaka YOU HAVE A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT, COACH???

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Kise Ryouta Wait. Crap. Oh my God. That means he could have seen all those comments I made about his... (☍д⁰)

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Takeuchi Genta Your whole "come to Kaijo if you want to see lumps of fats" comment? Oh yes, Kise. I've seen them.

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Kise Ryouta Shit.

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HAPPY (EARLY) BIRTHDAY KASAMATSU! Keep rocking those socks! Posting early because why not? XD